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After suffering at the hands of store-bought Kurt & Courtneys, Sid & Nancys, and Siegfried & Roys for years, we've finally decided that the only acceptable Halloween costumes for couples are those British kids from the Goo cover, two back ends of a horse, or going as each other. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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Anonymous, on Apr 28, 2009 wrote:
Is that Heathclit?
Anonymous, on Apr 28, 2009 wrote:
is that alice from the brady bunch?
Anonymous, on Apr 24, 2009 wrote:
i didn’t know you could hook up your nintendo power glove to a waffle maker and shove it up asses! RAD!! i can’t wait to see what JR has in store for the power pad.
rabies babies, on Apr 24, 2009 wrote:
from the frame it appears the shit is what propelled the guy in the air. i think i like that better. a shit rocket launcher!
Anonymous, on Apr 24, 2009 wrote:
this boy Ryan is gonna do big things, I tell ya, big things. a real go getter, he is.
turd to your mother, on Apr 23, 2009 wrote:
see, what you do if have the fistee only eat honey for three days. then when you get the shit spray on your waffles it tastes like honey with a tiny bit of nutty flavor in there too.
Anonymous, on Apr 22, 2009 wrote:
that guys about to get some shit spray on his waffle! how terrible
Anonymous, on Apr 22, 2009 wrote:
damn that cartoon girl in the red has some big tits. shes my favorite
Anonymous, on Apr 21, 2009 wrote:
That cat’s become self-aware.
Anonymous, on Apr 21, 2009 wrote:
it seems that dicks produce pop-up windows.
Anonymous, on Apr 21, 2009 wrote:
he’s already churned out three waffles. you’d think by now he’d be nice and used to it.
Anonymous, on Apr 21, 2009 wrote:
another problem is you need to have a floating toilet paper roll or else you get stuck mid air with a shit covered ass
Anonymous, on Apr 20, 2009 wrote:
cat one is a little weak, johnny, but the other three are some of the strongest yet!
Anonymous, on Apr 20, 2009 wrote:
that’s it. i’m switching back to pancakes.
tallywacker, on Apr 20, 2009 wrote:
you have to make the shit antigravity too. or seal up the bottom.
Anonymous, on Apr 20, 2009 wrote:
the professor must have forseen the shit to head problem with anti gravity toilets.....he is an evil man.
Anonymous, on Apr 20, 2009 wrote:
im inclined to disagree with the scientist, i think youll find that it does make the kitty a cyborg, if you attach a tv remote and a wrist watch you have a super cyborg on your hands.
Anonymous, on Apr 20, 2009 wrote:
i dont like waffles that much.
Anonymous, on Apr 20, 2009 wrote:
i love ryan’s style of drawing!!!
joey carrera, on Apr 20, 2009 wrote:
johnny ryan can draw anything
Anonymous, on Apr 19, 2009 wrote:
i second the post below
Anonymous, on Apr 19, 2009 wrote:
BEST comic ever, d-bag
Anonymous, on Apr 19, 2009 wrote:
goddamn! how does johnny ryan do it? the man’s like King Midas, everything that he touches turns to gold!
Anonymous, on Apr 19, 2009 wrote:
worst comic ever

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