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You can kind of get how old ginos and black dudes who hate fags are irked by those Mad magazine trannies that are just basically your dad in lipstick and a wig, but I wonder if any of them are ever (even subconsciously) like, “Look at this fucking fa-... hmmm, that’s kind of cool actually. What is that? Like an Eddie Cochran meets Edith Prickly thing? Not bad — wait, what the fuck is the matter with me?”
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Dude, keep holding on to her and don’t let go for the rest of your life. She is about seven miles out of your league and you are never going to have tits like that in your mouth ever again (ever). Comments/Enlarge | See all






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Anonymous, on Apr 28, 2009 wrote:
Is that Heathclit?
Anonymous, on Apr 28, 2009 wrote:
is that alice from the brady bunch?
Anonymous, on Apr 24, 2009 wrote:
i didn’t know you could hook up your nintendo power glove to a waffle maker and shove it up asses! RAD!! i can’t wait to see what JR has in store for the power pad.
rabies babies, on Apr 24, 2009 wrote:
from the frame it appears the shit is what propelled the guy in the air. i think i like that better. a shit rocket launcher!
Anonymous, on Apr 24, 2009 wrote:
this boy Ryan is gonna do big things, I tell ya, big things. a real go getter, he is.
turd to your mother, on Apr 23, 2009 wrote:
see, what you do if have the fistee only eat honey for three days. then when you get the shit spray on your waffles it tastes like honey with a tiny bit of nutty flavor in there too.
Anonymous, on Apr 22, 2009 wrote:
that guys about to get some shit spray on his waffle! how terrible
Anonymous, on Apr 22, 2009 wrote:
damn that cartoon girl in the red has some big tits. shes my favorite
Anonymous, on Apr 21, 2009 wrote:
That cat’s become self-aware.
Anonymous, on Apr 21, 2009 wrote:
it seems that dicks produce pop-up windows.
Anonymous, on Apr 21, 2009 wrote:
he’s already churned out three waffles. you’d think by now he’d be nice and used to it.
Anonymous, on Apr 21, 2009 wrote:
another problem is you need to have a floating toilet paper roll or else you get stuck mid air with a shit covered ass
Anonymous, on Apr 20, 2009 wrote:
cat one is a little weak, johnny, but the other three are some of the strongest yet!
Anonymous, on Apr 20, 2009 wrote:
that’s it. i’m switching back to pancakes.
tallywacker, on Apr 20, 2009 wrote:
you have to make the shit antigravity too. or seal up the bottom.
Anonymous, on Apr 20, 2009 wrote:
the professor must have forseen the shit to head problem with anti gravity toilets.....he is an evil man.
Anonymous, on Apr 20, 2009 wrote:
im inclined to disagree with the scientist, i think youll find that it does make the kitty a cyborg, if you attach a tv remote and a wrist watch you have a super cyborg on your hands.
Anonymous, on Apr 20, 2009 wrote:
i dont like waffles that much.
Anonymous, on Apr 20, 2009 wrote:
i love ryan’s style of drawing!!!
joey carrera, on Apr 20, 2009 wrote:
johnny ryan can draw anything
Anonymous, on Apr 19, 2009 wrote:
i second the post below
Anonymous, on Apr 19, 2009 wrote:
BEST comic ever, d-bag
Anonymous, on Apr 19, 2009 wrote:
goddamn! how does johnny ryan do it? the man’s like King Midas, everything that he touches turns to gold!
Anonymous, on Apr 19, 2009 wrote:
worst comic ever

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