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SHOT BY KERN

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Richard Kern has a new photo series going where he takes school-style portraits of his models, both clothed and... unclothed. Imagine if every girl in your yearbook had been topless. Ay-yi-yi.

Here we have “Hugo” (that’s the nom de porn she chose for her shoot with Kern). You can see her walk, talk, and do naked handstands atop a kitchen counter this month on Shot by Kern on VBS.TV.



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Anonymous, on Aug 13, 2009 wrote:
am fritzgazer and you are very prety
Anonymous, on Apr 12, 2009 wrote:
eyelid surgery
Anonymous, on Mar 27, 2009 wrote:
terrance koh coke spoons are so fucking 2003, beotch!
jiminy, on Mar 26, 2009 wrote:
don’t forget the lunch ladies. they didn’t look good but the image in my brain would help keep me from eating bad food and puddin pops.
smokey robinson crusoe, on Mar 25, 2009 wrote:
i’ll all about schoolbook porn but can we include the teachers? i had some fucking hotties in homeroom. social studies - ms. monts, hell-oooooo...
awesomer, on Mar 19, 2009 wrote:
i feel like these pictures should be 1" by 1" to be realistic
Anonymous, on Mar 16, 2009 wrote:
she looks like a perfectly average girl but that is also what makes it hot.
Anonymous, on Mar 16, 2009 wrote:
I’d be Dino Disk Drive - HA
Anonymous, on Mar 13, 2009 wrote:
i thought it was first pet’s name and the street where you grew up. i’d be buffy glenwood, which i’m more than satisfied with.
Anonymous, on Mar 13, 2009 wrote:
Hugo?!?! how did she come up with that name? she didnt use the formula ( first pets name + mothers maiden name) my name would be fang watson, all about the dracula porn.
Anonymous, on Mar 13, 2009 wrote:
god the video of this girl on the vbs is fucking awesome, although I think that she is trumped by the girls brushing their teeth at the end, now there is a weird fetish.
yikes snakes, on Mar 13, 2009 wrote:
put the two above images into a flip book. or I guess you could just try and click next image and previous image really fast.
Anonymous, on Mar 13, 2009 wrote:
she looks so sweet and innocent here...you would never suspect her weirdo breast milk fetish
Anonymous, on Mar 13, 2009 wrote:
why were these two pictures picked for the article? the VBS episode showed much more interesting shots being taken of her. lets see some oven suicide pics!
Anonymous, on Mar 13, 2009 wrote:
What? Is this really the best shit you’ve got for us Vice? This and your fashion predictions can suck it. Wow.
Anonymous, on Mar 13, 2009 wrote:
lets just say that her fukin nips loook delicious, i just bit my lip while watching her vid and just wanna rub my bloody lip all over her nicely trimmed vagina
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
her nipples look suckable o oo shaZAM
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
i don’t find her attractive at all, but hey, to each his own!
IkaIka, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
richard kern kind of freaks me out because i babysit for a little boy in his son’s class. his gf must be a masochist
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
OMG BOOBIES!! OMG BOOBIES!! OMG BOOBIES!! LET’S ALL SPOOGE IN OUR PANTS!!

Fuckin’ get over it you horny hopeless losers. Here’s an idea: get off your computer, leave your house and go talk to some actual females in your city. Some shallow retarded shit.
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
kern, youre so fucking cool. you are the don king of bad porn
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
that’s fucking sick. what if you didn’t see it and your sucking made it pop in your mouth?
electricboogaloo, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
ah yes, cold cut titties. with whole peppercorns and all. mmmm, im gonna get me a sammich for lunch!
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
Once I was with this chick who had enormous nipples and one of them had a huge blackhead on it so instead of looking like a pepperoni nipple it was like one of the bologna cold cuts with the shit in it. Needless to say, no sucking commenced that night. Well, none on my end, I should say.
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
definitely not the prettiest girl i’ve seen, but she’s got a look to her. a naked look. and as a dude, this look almost instantly makes me want to fuck the shit out of her. oh, and stop being so critical you fags.
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
at least here you don have to listen to her talk
komodo, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
asian girls should refrain from the extended mascara. they have it built in already. this added makeup just makes them look like a flatter-faced cruella de vil. not a good look.
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
ugly or not, i would love to have photos of EVERY GIRL in highschool. it’d be interesting to see which ones have got the pepperoni nipples.
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
these should come in the package with 20 wallet sized pics
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
what happened? she was so much better in the video. close ups are not friend to "hugo."
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