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SHOT BY KERN

Photos by Richard Kern

This is Laura. She lives in Mexico City. Kern shot her on his recent trip down there... There’s not much more to say, other than that we like seeing girls sitting on toilets. Is that weird? Oh, and you can catch Laura on Shot by Kern on VBS.TV right now. Here.



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b4by f4ce, on Mar 10, 2009 wrote:
te amo!!!
Anonymous, on Feb 25, 2009 wrote:
You should see her floss. Yowza!
Anonymous, on Feb 25, 2009 wrote:
i was wondering when that was going to come up. glad kern was there to capture this kodak moment.
Anonymous, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote:
why i like small tits, exhibits a and b.
Anonymous, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote:
the underside of my desk is going to have a couple square inch clean spot on it
megabreath, on Feb 23, 2009 wrote:
you do know that richard kern is like THE suggestive nude photographer, right? if anything, vice is lucky to have him.
Anonymous, on Feb 23, 2009 wrote:
who does this guy blow at vice to keep getting his crap in?
Anonymous, on Feb 23, 2009 wrote:
ever try to hock a loogie on your bike and that shit swings around and sticks to your face? is that annoying or what?
Anonymous, on Feb 23, 2009 wrote:
i love how some of you compare one kern girl to another. like you wouldn’t be completely happy taking laura home. whatever.
Grant, on Feb 23, 2009 wrote:
that’s one of those shits you really have to concentrate on. don’t forget to breathe, laura.
Anonymous, on Feb 22, 2009 wrote:
awesome.
Anonymous, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote:
u know a great place to take a shit? the UN. theres nothing better than duecing in international territory
Anonymous, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote:
after eating one can of every bean known to man (17 cans in three hours) i shit so hard i literally blasted off the toilet. NASA has since began researching bean propulsion, no joke.
duck duck goose, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote:
i don’t know about that. when i eat beans, they come out all smooth-like. like shitpaste. it’s almost like they get refried in my stomach, cause that’s what it looks like upon exit.
Anonymous, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote:
due to the high bean content in their diet, Mexican toilets are the Cadillacs of waste management. you couldn’t clog it up if you tried.
Anonymous, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote:
why is everyone presuming she is dropping the kids off at the pool? she could be pissing or giving birth or simply having a bout of very wet farts....lets not jump to fecal conclusions people
Anonymous, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote:
shes having one of those hallucinatory poops
Anonymous, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote:
you sick fuck, that is going a little too far. have fun roasting in the fiery pits of blackest hell. and damn me for laughing my ass off at your comment, although my fate will be slightly less severe, a light broil in the toaster oven of satan at the very worst
Anonymous, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote:
its clearly on the way back up, and if she can then squeeze it out her nose, thats a dexterous move known as the smoke breathing dragon, never documented don film before, but rumored to be like looking upon the sweet cum splattered face of God himself
Anonymous, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote:
by the look of that blur, i think it’s already on the way back up
poozer, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote:
she’s colombian, and she can drop a deuce at my house anytime she pleases. if she’s lucky i’ll have two sols and a lime waiting for her after she’s wiped.
Anonymous, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote:
this reminds me of that virgin mary statue in mexico city that cries splooge
Anonymous, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote:
if she can spit ou that jizz-lougey and slurp it back up after it touches the floor, she wins a free quesadilla
Anonymous, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote:
only two pictures?
Anonymous, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote:
theres nothing lazy about the way that mexican is working on that toilet
shep, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote:
hopefully she stopped up the toilet
bored barista, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote:
I would give this woman unlimited Frappuccinos if she promised to drool out some of them in front of me.
Anonymous, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote:
how can you shoot a naked girl in mexico and not include a donkey ass raping her?
Anonymous, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote:
do you think shes just lactose intolerant??
Anonymous, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote:
she can pretend i’m a toilet anytime
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