Anonymous, on Mar 6, 2009 wrote:
If only drug testing were really that fun. It’s more like urinating into a tiny cup while some fat lady stands by the door and makes sure you don’t flush. |
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Anonymous, on Mar 6, 2009 wrote:
does the gnome have a pump to assist pee in its journey to his throat? i don’t see gravity helping with this one. |
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Anonymous, on Mar 6, 2009 wrote:
lol at the balls hanging out from the speedo. |
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Anonymous, on Feb 20, 2009 wrote:
i love you johnny ryan |
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| zerotransfat, on Feb 20, 2009 wrote:
that guy takes teabagging to whole other level |
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Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
someone should tell astroboy that the government doesn’t pay shit. a lifetime of public schools and regional vacationing has taught me that. |
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Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
The funniest part is that the dad is actually controlling the ship on-screen and it’s shooting shit too. |
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Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
that "what do you call nuts on your chest?" joke wouldn’t work on that guy. |
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Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
Speaking of stool samples, I took my dog to the vet yesterday and they needed a stool sample, so they gave me this plastic tube with a little scooper thing to grab it with. Sidenote - this is the second time these fuckers have told me after I get there that I need to bring a stool sample! Why can’t they tell me in the 14 confirmation e-mails and calls I get? Like I have the time to go home, follow my dog around and go back to the vet... Anyway, my dog ate the welcome mat a couple days ago, so there was a big poo-encrusted yarn thread in there. I was pretty fucking pleased when I returned and gave it to the bitchy receptionist. |
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| halzer, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
does the elf hand you a prize through the little door on the bottom or is that for stool samples? |
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Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
that lady must have to get scoliosis checks every week. |
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Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
Better fucking my Game Station than actually finding my drugs. That’s what I always say. |
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Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
i love how the kid has a picture of stewie over the tv. |
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Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
Hey JR, will you make a wallpaper with all your comics? Not for my desktop, like real wallpaper? I can’t think of anything better for my bathroom than a bunch of twisted Johnny Ryan comics. Also, it would probably cut down on the number of times my parents "happen to swing by because they’re in the neighborhood". |
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Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
johnny, if i was gay or a girl, i would totally want to have your babies. nevermind, only if i was a girl. |
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| anonymouse, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
no wonder my original nes always goes to the flashing purple bars |
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Anonymous, on Feb 16, 2009 wrote:
the elf one was the best joke i’ve ever seen by duder. usually i want to deck him out so that’s something |
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Anonymous, on Feb 16, 2009 wrote:
the way the elf has his legs all squeezed up is making me convulse with laughter for some reason |
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Anonymous, on Feb 15, 2009 wrote:
well the Mars one makes sense |
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Anonymous, on Feb 15, 2009 wrote:
FUK!
FUK! |
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Anonymous, on Feb 15, 2009 wrote:
is there something im not getting? |
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Anonymous, on Feb 15, 2009 wrote:
Yeeeees! |
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Anonymous, on Feb 15, 2009 wrote:
best johnny ryan pieces ever. |
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