PHOTOS: JAMIE LEE CURTIS TAETE
MODEL: JORDAN SANTSCHI
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Jordan with a guy who was on an episode of Ally McBeal once.
ON THE TOWN… WITH JORDAN! - PART 1
This here cute feller is Jordan, our photographer Jamie Taete’s boyfriend. When they’re not pounding each other’s tender boy asses, you can generally find the cuddly duo traipsing around London, shouldering up to some of the HOTTEST celebutantes and famousistas of this or any generation—stars like, oh, I don’t know, that one guy from that movie that came out a few years ago! Wow! Let’s see whom they’ve snared in their star net this month! |
| Jordan with the guy from the movies Mr. Deeds and Click. |
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ON THE TOWN... WITH JORDAN! | 1 | 2 | 3 | >
 Anonymous, on Oct 31, 2009 wrote:
PS - nose rings like that look like nothing so much as boogers. OK if the booger-faced idiot look is for you. | | Anonymous, on Oct 31, 2009 wrote:
Some douchebag with some "woman who dated Eddie Murphy for a while" and superdouches like Sandler and Scheider. Why did I come here... | | Anonymous, on Mar 10, 2009 wrote:
Awethommme | | Anonymous, on Mar 10, 2009 wrote:
posing by celebrities is supposed to be really fun to look at? | | Anonymous, on Mar 7, 2009 wrote:
one weeeeeeeeek! xxx | | Anonymous, on Mar 6, 2009 wrote:
"’that person who was in that film’ ... hahaha lame attempt at pretending not to care about celebrities, Vice! You ran the article!"
Really??? Have you ever read Vice before? You’ve got to be kidding, right? | | Anonymous, on Mar 6, 2009 wrote:
Jordan looks like some fucktard douche. | | Anonymous, on Mar 6, 2009 wrote:
’that person who was in that film’ ... hahaha lame attempt at pretending not to care about celebrities, Vice! You ran the article! | |
| Fuck Russia, on Mar 5, 2009 wrote:
Have you seen these celebrity hounds that have stashes of 8X10s of everyone you’ve ever heard of in case they run into them? What do they get for those, like $5? Is it worth it, ruining your life and looking like a pseudo-stalker? | | Anonymous, on Mar 4, 2009 wrote:
what is going on with sandlers face, I know he gets ragged on all the time for his shocking films, but seriously it kinda looks like his face is slipping off the bone and making a quick getaway. so I guess even his own face hates him and wants to get away. | |
| mike d , on Mar 4, 2009 wrote:
Roy schneider makes amazing, deep, artistically driven films....oh no sorry he’s a douche. but he is loving the only camera pointing at him. | | Anonymous, on Mar 4, 2009 wrote:
hahaha, scary spice + eddie Murphy = comedy bastard child. poor kid doesnt stand a chance. your mum is mental and your dad gives "lifts" to transexual prostitutes. | | Anonymous, on Mar 4, 2009 wrote:
So if you dedicate your life to looking like a tiger you can get hired at Ripley’s Believe it or Not. Did the guy ever think about his bargaining power? You can’t really demand a raise when no one else on the planet would hire you. | | Anonymous, on Mar 3, 2009 wrote:
lol @ schneider, the only d-lister willing to smile wider than the guy he’s posing with. | | Anonymous, on Mar 3, 2009 wrote:
man, anyone will pass for a celebrity in london right now, huh? | |
| captain cheesepuff, on Mar 3, 2009 wrote:
i saw tyra banks at the supermarket saturday. it shocked me because i always thought she was like super-diva, but she was by herself as far as i could tell. she didn’t buy anything and walked out after a few minutes, so maybe she was location scouting for top model. | | Anonymous, on Mar 2, 2009 wrote:
I don’t know about crazy cooking oil lady, but the cat guy isn’t the worst plastic surgery in this article! Look at Mickey Rourke! What the hell is up with his mustache? Did he glue some pubes on his lip? | |
| komodo, on Mar 2, 2009 wrote:
i just saw that cat person on a list of the worst plastic surgeries. the scary part is he was one of the best ones on it. there was this woman that was so obsessed with having plastic surgery that when she ran out of money she began injecting cooking oil into her face. look that crazy bitch up if you think your stomach can handle it. | | Anonymous, on Mar 2, 2009 wrote:
no one cares about celebrities past the age of 13 | | Anonymous, on Mar 2, 2009 wrote:
Hey cutie! | | Anonymous, on Mar 2, 2009 wrote:
ew. gross gay facial hair. yuuuuuuuuuuck! | | Anonymous, on Feb 28, 2009 wrote:
The only people that care about Vice now are the English. | | Anonymous, on Feb 28, 2009 wrote:
the dude jordan looks like an indie juggalo | |
| aahhhhB, on Feb 27, 2009 wrote:
thats a pretty serious v neck that mickey rourke is rocking. he means business | |
| halzer, on Feb 27, 2009 wrote:
i swear i don’t think adam sandler ages. he could throw a hat on a be billy madison right now. | | Anonymous, on Feb 27, 2009 wrote:
does scary spice still make music? why was she signing things in a cd store? | | Anonymous, on Feb 27, 2009 wrote:
vice is the new BUTT, were here were queer were.........bored :( | | Anonymous, on Feb 27, 2009 wrote:
hell is wit doze glasses? doze were da onez that sucked in the 80’s. they suck even more now. | | Anonymous, on Feb 27, 2009 wrote:
i think you guys are assholes. little gay boys posing with celebrities is adorable and totally awesome | |
| donaghy, on Feb 27, 2009 wrote:
i love how none of the photographers in the background could give two shits about sandler or schneider. | | | Next 30 comments > |
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