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NORTHERN LIGHTS

Inuit Teens Make Their Own Scenes

PHOTOS BY EVA-MARIE RØDBRO



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Photographer Eva-Marie Rødbro, it would seem at first glance, is a bona fide lover of misery. Fresh off an assignment documenting young girls working as prostitutes in the Czech Republic, she returned to her native Denmark eager to investigate the suicide epidemic plaguing teenage Inuits in the last Danish colony, Greenland (a problem we covered in our Global Sadness Report in January). Not long after she set foot on the frozen soil of each of the two major cities—Aasiaat, up north, and Nuuk, the capital, in the south—Eva-Marie was beset by groups of super-duper-intense Eskimo kids. Intense not for their despair, but for their love of smiling, partying, hugging, giving and receiving high fives, making out, dancing… and just generally good-timing their cold little asses off. Greenland, it turns out, is the personification of the get-busy-living-or-get-busy-dying maxim. Either you’re killing yourself by walking off across the frozen sea into oblivion or you’re spending every waking hour jamming the fuck out with your best friends. There is no in between. So which would you prefer?

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Anonymous, on Mar 6, 2009 wrote:
Incredible photoes. Amazing. I love them. Hope we will see mutch more from Eva.
Anonymous, on Mar 3, 2009 wrote:
These photos are pure beauty!!!! Respect and love to the talented miss Redbrige
Anonymous, on Mar 3, 2009 wrote:
why are they holding the edges of their skirts like that?
Anonymous, on Mar 3, 2009 wrote:
the girl on the right is particularly cute. i’d love to nestle up with her in that snow hole and talk about school sucking and other teenagerly things.
Anonymous, on Mar 3, 2009 wrote:
greenland nighties are surprisingly hot. i would have guessed they’d be wrapped up head to toe.
Anonymous, on Mar 2, 2009 wrote:
these girls seem uber sexually charged. I guess that what happens to your libido after being trapped in arctic Greenland over a loonngg winter.
komodo, on Mar 2, 2009 wrote:
they look pretty with it to be surrounded by such shitty times. i’d like to make them a mixtape with the beach boys and big star and that one song love did that i can’t remember the name of right now. they make me feel like a wuss for bitching about the weather.
Anonymous, on Feb 28, 2009 wrote:
The text has almost nothing to do with the photos. Am I missing something here?
Anonymous, on Feb 27, 2009 wrote:
i never knew you could be so flexible in the tundra. seems like your bones would pop.
Anonymous, on Feb 27, 2009 wrote:
are you sure the rock one wasn’t taken at ruby falls in chattanooga? that looks suspiciously like where i lost my watch. i should have gone to rock city instead and seen seven states. fuck.
Anonymous, on Feb 27, 2009 wrote:
the seventh photo is like a psychedelic hair/fur yin yang. aka, totally awesome.
tanger, on Feb 27, 2009 wrote:
do you think that when you grow up in a really cold place you think all top floors have sloped ceiling? that must be a mindfuck when you travel abroad and find out about flat roofs.
Anonymous, on Feb 27, 2009 wrote:
that snow hole reminds me of my fort-building days. no one could fuck with me then. i had three logs, a plastic american flag tied to a tree branch, and camo pants with a single cargo pocket on my left leg. invincible baby. damn right.
Anonymous, on Feb 26, 2009 wrote:
i’d like to make babies with them. they’d have short noses, hair the color of petrified wood, and we’d make sure they had great taste in music, of course. fuck all this depression bullshit. we’d bring happiness back to greenland one sweet day at a time.
dingo dick, on Feb 26, 2009 wrote:
i bitch about how cold it is here and how much is sucks getting out from under the covers, but shit, these chicks know what’s up. i’d have about 13 space heaters circling my bed.
Anonymous, on Feb 25, 2009 wrote:
Fuck these photos. i wanted to see more inuit hos. now there is a population ready to get tapped in to.
Anonymous, on Feb 25, 2009 wrote:
How long are their days, like three hours? I’d be depressed too.
place kicker, on Feb 25, 2009 wrote:
in a matter of life and death, i’d share my tauntaun guts with both of these girls. it looks like really big pieces of rice, but it smells waaaaaay worse.
Anonymous, on Feb 25, 2009 wrote:
something about nighties gets my dick harder than a statue made from a thousand diamonds
Anonymous, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote:
when you’re living in permafrost, "jamming the fuck out" can be a little different than you and i mean it. a bottle of wine and a marathon hungry hungry hippos sesh might do it.
Anonymous, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote:
Doesnt really look like they’re "jamming the fuck out."

Pretty boring actually.
Anonymous, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote:
cool girls! love em
Anonymous, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote:
the shot of the fur coat is gorgeous. it took me a minute to figure out what was going on. any chance you have the rights to the child prostitute photos?
Anonymous, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote:
I just want to rub noses with them... AWLLL NIGHT LONG.
Anonymous, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote:
this has made me a little randy

viva la inuit chicks.
shelby, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote:
what the hell is going on with those windows? they look like sand art. and is that a window on the right from a distant house? it’s kind of freaking me out a little.
Anonymous, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote:
I just wonder what they call Eskimo kisses.
Anonymous, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote:
I’m a sick fuck.
Anonymous, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote:
i loved this, alot.
Anonymous, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote:
that’s one way to check yourself for arctic wolf shit
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