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dick butkus, on Mar 9, 2009 wrote:
Solid, baby.
Anonymous, on Mar 8, 2009 wrote:
i have to admit, this is my kind of humor. i also have to admit i am 3 years old and giggle everytime someone says pee pee. haha... peepee!
i like the fart joke as well! ART!
jizzmopper, on Mar 6, 2009 wrote:
are the two dudes peeing with no hand support peeing with boners? their streams are going in an arch and i don’t know how that can happen except for peeing with a boner, which in itself is viruatlly impossible. i’m dumbfounded on this one.
Anonymous, on Mar 6, 2009 wrote:
i like how dude is so into his piss-ship plans that his brow is sweating. that’s some attention to detail right there. we need more of that in the world.
Anonymous, on Mar 5, 2009 wrote:
This Navy is wasting a lot of resources. Ice to melt? What? Why do you need to melt ice to assist in the flow of a liquid? Dumb. The up-flushing toilets are dumb too. Back to the ice, who wants to keep refilling the urinals with ice? I hope that guy gets paid well. He probably has his own toilet because he wouldn’t want to pee on his own ice. That would only lead to more ice supplying.
turd to your mother, on Mar 4, 2009 wrote:
damn if that took you 10 minutes to read then no wonder you don’t think it’s funny. i can’t trust your sense of humor.
Anonymous, on Mar 4, 2009 wrote:
so dull, which is a shame as it looks pretty rad. waste of ten mins of my life. thanks.
Anonymous, on Mar 4, 2009 wrote:
i had some homemade calibogus once at my uncle’s. that stuff is strangely delicious.
Anonymous, on Mar 4, 2009 wrote:
Heh. I like how the third guy had to spread his legs to get optimal balance for his blasting steam of piss.
Anonymous, on Mar 3, 2009 wrote:
they really went all out with the raft grenades. that’ some crafty shit right there. damn yanks always ruining a good thing.
Anonymous, on Mar 3, 2009 wrote:
@ Anonymous, on Mar 3, 2009 wrote:
I think five is the cutoff off for the "Full Moon" because once you get to school you’ll get your ass ridiculed to death if you still pee like that.

Personally, I agree, but you’d be pretty damn surprised by the popularity of this style among grown ass men. Primarily among bums but men nonetheless. I could tell you countless sitings of bums all throughout the city caught with their pants down and ass out. at first, you’re initial reaction is to be shocked more than anything, but after witnessing this on more than one occasion, you start to grow angry like, "WTF?" then you really blow your lid when they turn around with their crusty dick in your face and hobble over to the sink as if getting their pants up wasn’t a priority.
donaghy, on Mar 3, 2009 wrote:
would it not be an easier solution to put the bathroom a floor ABOVE the engine room? upward-flushing urinals can’t be cheap.
Anonymous, on Mar 3, 2009 wrote:
something about the art doesn’t scream ’elaborate fart joke’ to me.
Anonymous, on Mar 3, 2009 wrote:
I think five is the cutoff off for the "Full Moon" because once you get to school you’ll get your ass ridiculed to death if you still pee like that.
Anonymous, on Mar 3, 2009 wrote:
mmm look at those bubbles. makes me want to dive headfirst into a bowl of butternut squash soup. i like the pee vapors rising over it too. nice touch...
Anonymous, on Mar 3, 2009 wrote:
i used to be a proponent of the flyhole peeing style but that ended very abruptly after a few pubes got caught in the ykk zipper latch. never again. take care if you go that way. just saying.
megabreath, on Mar 3, 2009 wrote:
i don’t think they’re letting these dudes go enough because they all look like toddlers saddling up at a rest stop after a six-hour drive across the heartland. it’s not healthy to hold your pee that long.
joey carrera, on Mar 3, 2009 wrote:
i personally prefer the "peeping turtle" method of only undoing your zipper and pulling out your dick through the openings in your underpants. it’s quick and to the point. it also provides extra coverage if you’re worried about peripheral cock peepers. the only hazard would be zipping up too soon before the turtle has gone back into its shell.
Anonymous, on Mar 3, 2009 wrote:
i’m a fan of the new no-flush urinals. you aim at the painted bee and your piss disappears down the drain like magic. pretty cool and it saves like 50 gazillion gallons of fresh water a year.
Anonymous, on Mar 3, 2009 wrote:
i’ve been drinking so much tea lately i could probably power that ship all by myself. i think my coworkers are beginning to question why i go to the bathroom every 45 minutes.
Anonymous, on Mar 3, 2009 wrote:
the hands-on-hipper has impressive range. he must have been saving up for that piss.
anonymouse, on Mar 3, 2009 wrote:
are those pee ballasts? what kind of evil genius thinks of pee ballasts?!?
Anonymous, on Mar 1, 2009 wrote:
feels good man
Anonymous, on Mar 1, 2009 wrote:
ehhh
Anonymous, on Mar 1, 2009 wrote:
boring? The urinal styles alone are cracking me up. Just because a piss-sub was made 200 years ago doesn’t make it any less of a piss-sub.
Anonymous, on Mar 1, 2009 wrote:
Too bad it’s so boring, because the style is way cool. Maybe someone else should write for Dr. Zettwoch.
Star Wars, on Mar 1, 2009 wrote:
Informative and fun.
Anonymous, on Mar 1, 2009 wrote:
boring. ha-ha, he said "pee"...

boring

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