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Anonymous, on Mar 13, 2009 wrote:
i guess ned and friend are both uncircumcised. what are the odds of that? i bet a giant foreskin would make a nice lean-to for a little guy.
Anonymous, on Mar 13, 2009 wrote:
Regarding those who are criticising the likelihood of the scenerio, I’m feelin’ ya’. Not that it isn’t funny, not at all, but there are comic strips that are just as funny- Luann, For Better or For Worse- that do not make kids confused when they read them, making them wonder, "Could that really happen?" I’m just tired of explaining this stuff to my kid.
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
@lazy eyez killa

beach dog got it. they love sandy shits. common knowledge.
anonymouse, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
you shouldn’t have included the half-eaten burger. it’s not realistic. like ned is going to stop mid-meal to have his way with frowny face’s bunghole. no no no. that’s not how it works.
Anonymous, on Mar 11, 2009 wrote:
why is the copper saying that while staring at the dead dude’s wang?
Anonymous, on Mar 11, 2009 wrote:
Well I don’t know about you, but when I go limp usually one side goes first, then the other.
Anonymous, on Mar 11, 2009 wrote:
Also, the dick isn’t erect, it’s just laying against the bottom of his stomach instead of to the side.
Anonymous, on Mar 11, 2009 wrote:
Yes, these cartoon beach elves need to take a physics class.
Anonymous, on Mar 10, 2009 wrote:
You can’t trust elf folk for nuthin!
Anonymous, on Mar 10, 2009 wrote:
Y’all need to take a physics class- it is very improbable that these things might happen in real life. I should think you would have higher standards. The post-mortem erection is not a problem...but the selective wind?
Anonymous, on Mar 9, 2009 wrote:
I think Ned pre-came some.
Anonymous, on Mar 9, 2009 wrote:
hey lazy eyez, do you moonlight as ned?
Anonymous, on Mar 9, 2009 wrote:
HAHa this is gold! ned looks like a good character, he should get his own spin off comic "on the run with ned" would involve plenty more poly bag bummings.
joey carrera, on Mar 9, 2009 wrote:
@duck duck goose, on Mar 9, 2009 wrote:
i like how dude is wearing an acorn top for a hat.

i thought it was american apparel and their subliminal messages...shameless beret plug!
Anonymous, on Mar 9, 2009 wrote:
Would have been better without the narration.
lazy eyez killa, on Mar 9, 2009 wrote:
shouldn’t the cops be wondering where all the shit is? this is some poor investigative work.
Anonymous, on Mar 9, 2009 wrote:
The eyeball is very Aeon Flux-y. Nice how they go back to "X" after the close up is needed.
halzer, on Mar 9, 2009 wrote:
i call bullshit on his dick sticking straight up. it would have rolled to the side. unless rigor mortis kicks in way faster than i thought.
Anonymous, on Mar 9, 2009 wrote:
He should have known something was wrong with Ned. Look at his arms. You can’t trust someone with arms that squiggly. Those guys are always bad news.
Anonymous, on Mar 9, 2009 wrote:
how convenient! ned must have come straight from his grocery bagging job and forgotten to remove his name tag.
duck duck goose, on Mar 9, 2009 wrote:
i like how dude is wearing an acorn top for a hat. or maybe it’s a helmet? hmm.. either way, nice touch. i think a condom would be a good sleeping bag for the elves too.
Anonymous, on Mar 9, 2009 wrote:
THATS SOME NICE SHIT RIGHT HERE! I SWEAR...
Star Wars, on Mar 9, 2009 wrote:
"LOOKS LIKE SHIT!?"

KILL YOURSELF, RICKY RETARDO!!! YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT ONE OF THE GREATEST DRAWERS OF THE LAST TEN YEARS, YOU MEDIOCRE EXCUSE FOR A VICE WEBSITE TROLL.

I WILL KILL YOU!
Anonymous, on Mar 8, 2009 wrote:
LOL!!!!
Anonymous, on Mar 8, 2009 wrote:
looks like shit, but was kinda funny in an outlandish way. this is the second vice comic in a month that does not totally suck ass - what’s wrong vice? selling out?
Anonymous, on Mar 8, 2009 wrote:
Hey, this comic is actualy funny. Way to go vice.
Anonymous, on Mar 8, 2009 wrote:
Oh man. They were gonna nail that guy.
Star Wars, on Mar 8, 2009 wrote:
I love Tom Herpich. That guy is a super genius.
Anonymous, on Mar 8, 2009 wrote:
Is that first comment a joke?
Anonymous, on Mar 8, 2009 wrote:
Who analyzes comics and doesn’t even take the time to see that they’re retarded and didn’t even understand the simple concepts presented by said comic? Assholes, that’s who.
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