Published October, 2009
NICOLE
Vice: Did O.J. do it?
Nicole: Like, wake me up in the morning?
What? No. Did he murder Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman?
Sure, he did it.
What’s your opinion on the whole Nancy Kerrigan ordeal? Should Tonya Harding have her legs broken?
It made me feel bad for Tonya. She’ll be remembered forever and ever as this girl with mall bangs. She had dreams and really wanted to win, and she’ll just be remembered as an evil woman.
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RUSSELL
Are you more into East or West Coast rap?
Russell: East Coast, baby. Fuck Tupac!
Who’s your favorite member of the Wu-Tang Clan?
Method Man. He’s got the most original style.
How about Oasis? Are you more of a Liam or Noel guy?
They are all the biggest dicks on the planet. |
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AGNES
True or false: Jim Carrey is the pinnacle of modern humor.
Agnes: No. He’s not funny. He’s just ridiculous. I don’t like him.
Are you excited for Woodstock ’94?
What is that?
Oh, it’s just the biggest music festival since the original Woodstock.
Then yes, I am. |
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See all articles by this contributor Anonymous, on Dec 6, 2009 wrote:
the tribal tattoo dude is full of awesome | | Anonymous, on Nov 11, 2009 wrote:
I died. | | Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2009 wrote:
94 huh?! did mikey create the fauxhawk back in 1994 | | Anonymous, on Oct 22, 2009 wrote:
what happened to nicole’s arms and how is she going to pick up her bag? | | Anonymous, on Oct 22, 2009 wrote:
what a stupid title, followed by stupid answers from stupid people. well done vice | | Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
russell looks like he’s related to vin diesel
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| luxisabandit, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
somebody please help these people | |
| tammy faye, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
wow. wait until peter see how guys wore their pants in the early aughts. he’s going to have his little mind blown. | |
| captain cheesepuff, on Oct 13, 2009 wrote:
should have had the oj question for everyone. in ’94 it was split almost right down the race line once mr. johnnie cochran stepped foot into the courtroom. | | Anonymous, on Oct 13, 2009 wrote:
How did you manage to interview that many quite diverse stupid people? | | Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
Nicole sounds like a dumbass. just saying. | |
| turd to your mother, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
oh, oj did it alright. he made her neck look like a yogurt container that you don’t quite pull the foil all the way off. | | Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote:
i know i’d be happy with a/c and xanax. how you anyone be mad after that? | | Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote:
raymond so looks like a hip-hop dude. | | Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote:
OJ is totally going to get off. Just watch. | | |
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