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What the fuck are you glowering about? If that sexball let me put my freckly hands all over her person I'd be doing dances with her that make Skeritt Boy look like a tree-sloth who hates sex, not getting into staring problems with every other guy in the room. I guess heavy hangs the face that wears the tits. Comments/Enlarge | See all


The problem with today's queers is they all refuse to think big. When's the last time you heard one say, "Fuck it, I think tonight I'm just going to go as Earth." Comments/Enlarge | See all






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Comments

Perverted Justice, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote:
Well the filth has gone down a notch. Guess the critics got their way again. Boo-hoo
Anonymous, on Oct 22, 2009 wrote:
Data’s tool looks like an RPG
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote:
Johnny did a similar story for AYC, guess it’s autobiographical.
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
gay hebrew jokes are very tasteless. very tasteless.
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
this shit is right on !
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
hilarious
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
Bahaha *Glarg glarg glarg*
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
Hahahahah
Anonymous, on Oct 11, 2009 wrote:
whaddayaknow Johnny Ryan used to be funny
Anonymous, on Oct 11, 2009 wrote:
Star Trek TNG + Clerks = well done Ryan.
jon, on Oct 11, 2009 wrote:
i get it! it’s the same wether you piss on the beer or not. poolitzer prize.
Anonymous, on Oct 10, 2009 wrote:
This is hilarious. I always thought data was a tool but now I don’t.

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