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Published January, 2009
Photo by Randy Polumbo

Randy Polumbo is a softly spoken American artist who makes the snoozesome world of modern sculpture seem a hoot a minute. We defy you to bring us the head of any other young sculptor working today who regularly exhibits giant condom zeppelins and wheelie penis hot dogs. If none of that last sentence makes any sense to you, go check out his website at polumbo.com for a heap of knob and naughty-stuff-strewn work that will tickle your funny bone and make your eyes happy.

Randy also co-organises the annual Art Queen fair in his native Joshua Tree, California, which sees a whole host of arty people pitch up and do fancy stuff in a field on Randy’s land for a month or so every winter. After letting a plot of land to the God-fearing folk of the Jesus House of Prayer, you can imagine Randy’s surprise when the local sheriff’s department covered up his main work with a blue tarpaulin after complaints from his Jesus-loving lodgers on the grounds of public obscenity.

The work in question is a huge sea anemone-esque installation called “Buttercup”, shaped like a flower and made out of over-sized dildos with a butt-plug for a stigma and solar panels for petals that allow it to suck up desert sun all day so it can glow at night. We caught up with Randy to talk penis sculpture and church persecution.


Vice: If you passed this sculpture in the street while walking with your grandma, surely you’d blush?

Randy Polumbo:
The pretty-but-ugly contrast is one of the best things in life. Some of the best foods are very near the threshold of being too gross to eat, like exotic cheese, raw meat or fish, not to mention beverages and sex acts.

Which sexual acts would you say are on a par with sushi?

The idea is more that it is powerful to wrap something ugly in a handsome cloak and make both aspects amplified by the juxtaposition. It is a challenge to make a poetic little flower out of tiny ejaculating real penises.

So what actually happened when they tried to close down your butt-plug oasis?

The tent full of the extremist revival-church guys who I’d given a plot to on the premise that they could use it as an office freaked out and called the police without even speaking to me. Their case to the police was that their parishioners and family folk would see my work as they passed. Then a guy from the sheriff’s department covered it up with the blue tarp. After some to-and-froing it’s all simmered down and it’s just one fellow who marches and yells about Jesus on Sundays now with this big placard about hell and punishment.

That’s it?

There were also some threats including violence and death. But talk is cheap, right?

CHRISTOPHER HARDING


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Comments

turd to your mother, on Feb 9, 2009 wrote:
wow, that’s quite an arse-enal he’s got there.
Anonymous, on Feb 7, 2009 wrote:
what an assortment he’s got on his hands.
he will make a room full of women happy one day.
Anonymous, on Feb 6, 2009 wrote:
two in the pink, thirty-one in the stink
Anonymous, on Feb 6, 2009 wrote:
that’s nothing, you should see his clit ring christmas tree. they really hated that one.
donaghy, on Feb 6, 2009 wrote:
wow it’s the death star but instead of blowing up alderon it blows up anal cavities.
Anonymous, on Feb 5, 2009 wrote:
nieratko should have covered this one
Anonymous, on Feb 5, 2009 wrote:
just like the cover of the little mermaid
Anonymous, on Feb 5, 2009 wrote:
i want a gummi worm
Anonymous, on Feb 5, 2009 wrote:
the people that work at the sex shop have to think he can’t take NOT having something in his ass.
Anonymous, on Feb 3, 2009 wrote:
i think he is shooting for the shock and awe angle, not something you ponder over daily.
Grant, on Feb 3, 2009 wrote:
i wouldn’t want that thing next door to me. not because it’s offensive, just because it has no staying power.
Anonymous, on Feb 2, 2009 wrote:
some of these look straight up dangerous.
Tammy Faye, on Feb 2, 2009 wrote:
my double-ender has a bumper sticker - "my other car is a 280z"
Anonymous, on Feb 2, 2009 wrote:
if he hasn’t done a floating sea anemone one, that would be tight. do dildos float? never tried myself.
Anonymous, on Feb 2, 2009 wrote:
what about "shuttlecock"
Anonymous, on Feb 2, 2009 wrote:
"buttercup" is good. i would have gone with "bi-petal" though. or maybe "pocket pistil".
el guapo, on Feb 2, 2009 wrote:
why is there such a stigma with ass plugs?
Anonymous, on Feb 2, 2009 wrote:
his stuff should really be seen in a dark room with lights beneath or above. they don’t work nearly as well in the daylight.
skidmarx, on Feb 2, 2009 wrote:
i hope the middle plug is strictly for novelty purposes. if not, i feel bad for that asshole.
Anonymous, on Feb 2, 2009 wrote:
his flickr has some interesting photos....
Anonymous, on Jan 30, 2009 wrote:
just spread your ass and jump
Anonymous, on Jan 23, 2009 wrote:
that looks dumb but the condom zeppelin sounds like a gas.
Anonymous, on Jan 20, 2009 wrote:
You weren’t kidding about the music. What garbage.
Megabreath, on Jan 20, 2009 wrote:
you gotta put up with some gay music, but the video itself is pretty
rad:
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Anonymous, on Jan 19, 2009 wrote:
it’s kind of like the satellite in spies like us that they use to triangulate the lazer beam to shoot down the nuke. right after they fuck the hot russian chicks.
Anonymous, on Jan 19, 2009 wrote:
what the? is that a buttplug or a lava light? that thing is massive.
Anonymous, on Jan 19, 2009 wrote:
he should have titled it "d. flower"
Anonymous, on Jan 19, 2009 wrote:
oh, it’s a flower. i thought it was a deep-probing satellite

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