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SHOT BY KERN

Photos by Richard Kern

Richard Kern photographed Argentine-born Ana Lucia at her home in Mexico City. She told us that in middle school her nickname was “The Sweet Little Ass From Seventh Grade.”

If you go to VBS.TV/shotbykern right now, you can watch her get naked and smoke pot and then discuss her feelings about getting naked and smoking pot. It’s one of our favorite episodes of Shot by Kern ever. (PS: This is a new monthly page, just so you know.)



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Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote:
i want she
rusty, on Feb 11, 2009 wrote:
good god in heaven! what a beauty! her eyes are hypnotizing me
Anonymous, on Feb 10, 2009 wrote:
Fuck. Photographers have it so easy. I’m just going to start carrying around a camera and tell girls to get naked. It’ll work, too.
Anonymous, on Feb 10, 2009 wrote:
androg? you douches need to watch the video. this girl is insane.
Anonymous, on Feb 10, 2009 wrote:
that’s not fair
donaghy, on Feb 6, 2009 wrote:
sorry, wonka, but i’d happily augustus gloop all over this treasure.
Anonymous, on Feb 6, 2009 wrote:
i just pre-came a little in my sweatpants
gnarwhal, on Feb 6, 2009 wrote:
is it wrong that i want her as a coffee table like the kurova milk bar and to put nacho cheese in the arch of her back to use for dipping fritos scoops?
Anonymous, on Feb 6, 2009 wrote:
if that’s androgynous then maybe i’m gay. i sure as shit haven’t seen smackers like that on any guys i know.
Superfunk, on Feb 5, 2009 wrote:
Alright, I’ll give you pic 2 and 3, but I’ll stick to my previous comment for 1.
Anonymous, on Feb 5, 2009 wrote:
androgynous? really? you made me recheck these and i’m not seeing it? really, i mean, the second one? are we looking at the same photo set?
Anonymous, on Feb 5, 2009 wrote:
i have a last name i’d be happy to donate if she’s in need.
Anonymous, on Feb 5, 2009 wrote:
i think she is past last names, sorta like cher and madonna.
Anonymous, on Feb 5, 2009 wrote:
what is her last name

Superfunk, on Feb 4, 2009 wrote:
mmmmmmmm.... androgynous
Anonymous, on Feb 4, 2009 wrote:
chicks with dicks!

Anonymous, on Feb 4, 2009 wrote:
Damn this guy is really hot
Anonymous, on Feb 4, 2009 wrote:
I wish I was her so I could suck my cock.
Anonymous, on Feb 4, 2009 wrote:
she looks like lazlo from real genius
tanger, on Feb 4, 2009 wrote:
this made me believe in god
place kicker, on Feb 4, 2009 wrote:
the joint one is by far the hottest one. the video is unreal!
Anonymous, on Feb 4, 2009 wrote:
holy fuck god holy fucking god
Anonymous, on Feb 4, 2009 wrote:
Kern has it all figured out...
Anonymous, on Feb 4, 2009 wrote:
the only sad part is that i will probably never meet, much less get with a girl this attractive.
Anonymous, on Feb 4, 2009 wrote:
can an ass get any better?
Anonymous, on Feb 4, 2009 wrote:
beautiful grey/green eyes. they are so distant looking and sexy.
poozer, on Feb 4, 2009 wrote:
holy shitballs of fire, her lips are better that angelina jolie’s and scarlett johannson’s put together.
Anonymous, on Feb 1, 2009 wrote:
boring? obviously you did not watch the video!
Anonymous, on Jan 31, 2009 wrote:
Booooooooooooooooooooorinnnnnnnnnnnnng
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote:
this picture is absolutely amazing. i love everything about it.
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