NEWSLETTER


DOS & DON'TS

Still with the fucking wool hats all the time? Is Real World that popular of a show? The worst part is when you can tell they’re boiling but they just keep holding on to it going, “I’m not bald. I’m not old. I’m not bald. I’m not old. ”
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Guys really like women in high heels because it looks like thumbs coming out of the heels of their feet. High heels tap into man’s primitive unconscious, where he still dreams of fucking females with prehensile feet. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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Published January, 2009