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THE CLOWNY CLOWN CLOWN ISSUE

This issue is so fucking good we decided it ought to have its own little song and dance. So we had composer Drew Swinburne make us a theme song. We knew Drew could write a song that would match our cover photos because he does the score for VBS.TV’s Cute Show and an experimental puppet show called Showbeast. And we were right! The song he gave us, “Party Parade, aka the Vice Volume 15 Number 9 Theme Song,” is a jaunty little tune incorporating the plinky sounds of toy piano with the clowny sounds of clowniness.

Now go to the second page for the dance number we had choreographed to the song.

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Anonymous, on Sep 26, 2008 wrote: that was great

Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2008 wrote: Just wait till drew has finished music 101. Then we can endure his self conscious aleatoric period followed by intense minimalism. Then he can go do teacher training and try forget he ever though he was a composer!

Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2008 wrote: putilicious

Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2008 wrote: P.S BOG ROLL CHRIS SAYS HANKIES NON DISPOSABLE!

Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2008 wrote: WHERES THE PICTURES OF CLOWNS. MY MATE CHRIS LOVES THEM AND RICH FUCKIN HATES THEM! PS. RICH HATE THE FILM "IT", AND CHRIS GETS HIS HANKIES OUT FOR IT!

	Gino Ginelli, on Sep 15, 2008 wrote: Can’t wait to hear the Girl Talk remix. LOLCATS 4 EVZ! ps. FUCK BIG CHILL ANYTHING

Anonymous, on Sep 15, 2008 wrote: Can’t wait to hear the Girl Talk bootlegg remix :-) LOLCATS 4 EVZ. yeyyyy! ps. FUCK BIG CHILL ANYTHING

Anonymous, on Sep 13, 2008 wrote: wow this is even better than scouting for girls new tune, AMAZING!

Anonymous, on Sep 12, 2008 wrote: I loved that!

Anonymous, on Sep 12, 2008 wrote: Its Ok. Not That Great. Why The Fuck Don’t You Bummers Just Jizz In An Envelope And Post It To Drew?

	YuriiNation, on Sep 12, 2008 wrote: perfect dance choreography as well. very fitting. kudos!

	YuriiNation, on Sep 12, 2008 wrote: It sounds like O.M.D. meets Liquid Sky. I like it. best circus music EVER. ringtone pease. :)

Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote: yessssssssssssssss!

	neezy, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote: song created using Mario Paint

Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote: Oh man, it’s pure happy music!

Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote: WHAT? clowny clown clown is crispin glover

Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote: How can I make this my ringtone!!!!

Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote: DREW FUCKING ROCKS @ LIFE!!!! - V I N S A N I T Y

Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote: Yeah, this would make a bitchin ringtone

Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote: Drew Swinburne Ringtones

Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote: So effing amazing. The music is rad and the dance is cool as all hell.

Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote: holy shit i didn’t even realize there was a second page with a dance. this is too much. muy bien.

Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote: this makes me happy

	lyepie, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote: YEAH DREW

Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote: this looks (and sounds) like it’s going to be a really good issue

	Noor Issa, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote: Love the idea of having a song and a dance for a great issue:)

	Noor Issa, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote: Should be sold to a D&B dj to give some beats! hahaaaaa

Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote: creepy clowny song

Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote: hey the clowny clown song sucks serious dong.

Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote: imani is a tool

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