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DOS & DON'TS

Those Liza Minnelli, modern primitive Jews can be a lot to handle, especially when they’re next to some flawless farm girl from Reggio Di Calabria but when short shorts and 5” wedges are teamed up with floppy tits pointing straight at you like a boner ready to jizz, the cicciotta from Captain Corelli's Mandolin can go fuck herself.
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Whoa dude. I know everyone from Redbook to Mystery stresses the importance of eye contact, but if you don’t throw a couple blinks into that 1,000-yard hypnostare she’s going to start thinking you dosed the wrong drink. Comments/Enlarge | See all

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