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When girls tell their parents they met a nice Spanish guy on their European vacation, dads don’t think of Javier Bardem. They see this. Comments/Enlarge | See all


They can repeat any dialogue from any DVD boxset ever released in the history of sitting on the couch and merging disgustingly into the same sweaty delivery pizza sweating, cat litter stinking, 8 years into this and still no kids, crazed relationship of a catastrophe of disappointment. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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PHOTOGRAPHER: JONNIE CRAIG STYLIST: ALDENE JOHNSON
Stylist’s Assistant: Lola Okuyiga Models: Pete, Melissa & Izzy

Izzy wears top by Sass & Bide and underwear by Calvin Klein

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