Did you ever catch yourself thinking, “When my parents die I can do anything I want—even get facial tattoos”? Then you snap out of it and go, “That would be fucking retarded.” Comments/Enlarge |
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Usually only junkies have balls big enough to pull off marching band jackets. When you see a sober guy wearing one it’s such a big deal it makes Johnny Thunders look like Anna Nicole. Comments/Enlarge |
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