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| Photo by Christoph Voy | | BROTHEL NEWSBrewer Gets Weird Up
 Prostitution in the Czech Republic is something of a gray area when it comes to things like “laws” and “regulations.” It’s pretty impossible for the government to keep a handle on disease, human trafficking, and underage sex workers in a country thought to have up to 25,000 prostitutes working in it. As if Prague didn’t already have quite a lot to boast about in terms of the sex industry and human trafficking, four years ago it was home to a world first: the opening of a free brothel called Big Sister. Well, free on the grounds that you are filmed screwing, and then agree to have the film published on DVD and posted on the internet for loads of gross people to jerk off to. Eeeeeeesh.
We held back from talking about this story in the magazine until now because we never thought we’d meet anybody low enough to go through with the whole ordeal.
But then a person known as Matt Brewer, the guitarist in the hardcore group Integrity, came into our lives. He paid a visit to the brothel (while painted blue) during his band’s recent tour of Europe with Converge.
Vice: Hi Brewer. Are you OK to have a chat about Czech brothels right now?
Matt Brewer: I can give you a little bit, man, but I can’t really get too deep into it because my fucking girlfriend’s here.
Why were you painted blue for a start?
We were in Berlin a few days before, wandering around, taking pictures and shit. There was this art thing, all these kids out painting on the rail tracks. Nate [Jochum, Integrity drummer] picked up a paintbrush covered in paint and shoved it down my ear. It basically went from there. We were all like, “Let’s paint each other.” I was pretty drunk and I was just like, “Oh fuck it.” When I picked my nose there were these crazy bright blue boogers for ages.
How was the brothel? Erotic?
Converge’s bus driver was talking about it. I was like, “Wow, it’s straight up like a swingers’ party,” so I was pretty excited about it. When I got there I still had this crusted blue shit all over my balls. It was pretty funny. We had a few beers, and I was like, “What time is dinner?” They said, “About now” and I was like, “Fuck that, I’m going to get laid.” So I went there by myself. I had to pay ten euros. When I got in I was the only person there. I was expecting a big swinging thing so I was like, “What the fuck?” I was the only person there.
Where did the girls come in?
I was sitting at the bar and there was one chick I tried to bum a cigarette off and she was a real cunt to me. About 15 minutes later three broads come up, she was one of them, and they were all smiling at me. A guy talked me through them, starting with the young one I had spoken to earlier, but she was a cunt so I didn’t want anything to do with her. The third one was apparently “great at everything” so I was like, “Fuck yeah!” We took an elevator to this Arabian Nights-style room where she made me shower. I was so nervous. I’ll tell you what: I basically utilized about 12 minutes of that half-hour.
Including showering.
NATE NORMAL
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Anonymous, on May 4, 2009 wrote:
if you’re all really that concerned... you need help. He’s living his life and not harming yours in any way. So... if you’re offended, don’t fly to Czech and fuck free girls. | | Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2008 wrote:
Dude, I know this guy and he is a total Choch! I would have thought that the process of natural selection would have been more successful by now. Why hasn’t this guy killed himself on some stupid adventure by now? | | Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2008 wrote:
whys everyone so mad.... hes the fucking man. you guys obviously dont know this guy.....anything less would be unacceptable lol.... and the article doesnt have any justice to what really happend. brewer your the man!!! | | Anonymous, on Sep 27, 2008 wrote:
hey - chode haters - I’m just arrived to this planet and if hardcore is out - what to you listen to? Jonas Brothers and their chastity bracelets? Fuck on Rock on!!! | | Anonymous, on Sep 26, 2008 wrote:
CZech Republic has some of the most beautiful women in Europe. and they’re free if you talk to them. only drunken Limey bastards, Kraut pervs, and Japanese business men pay for sex here. why do you think the place was empty? | | Anonymous, on Sep 26, 2008 wrote:
with integrity doing so well these days, it’s crazy to think a man this handsome has to turn to a lice ridden pro for a lay | | Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2008 wrote:
fucking legend.....off ya pedestal, bitches | | A Taipan, on Sep 24, 2008 wrote:
Slavic brothels. Ugh. I’ve never heard of a cleanly Eastern Bloc nation in terms of the sex trade, well any area in the world really. Disease is rampant, cover up kids. | | Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2008 wrote:
That is one very unattractive man. | | Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2008 wrote:
it’s not fucked cause he got laid on film, it’s fucked that these girls could have been part of a sex trafficking scheme and all he gives a fuck about is bumming a cigarette and showing off his crusty blue balls. | | Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2008 wrote:
"who listens to hardcore anymore?..."
that’s about the most ridiculous thing a chump could say. without giving a shit about integrity (the band or the quality), fuck you, pal. | | Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2008 wrote:
at least he’s not straight edge, i guess. definitely a chode. who listens to hardcore anymore? lame white dudes who can’t get laid | | Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2008 wrote:
good boy...u gotta throw some dick around when you re on tour...groupie ...hooker...porn chick ..its all the same thing | | Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2008 wrote:
this is hardcore now? what happened to the righteousness? | | Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2008 wrote:
sorry, this guy really is a chode | | elZaphod, on Sep 22, 2008 wrote:
Yeah! How dare that single rock star dare want to have sex? It’s so filthy. What are you people straight off the bus from Jesus Camp? He should be more ashamed of the blue paint. Looks like Jokey Smurf after dropping acid. | | Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2008 wrote:
you guys need to stop hating - lets see you fuck a eastern european prostitute on film, exactly. fuck off back to your homework! | | Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2008 wrote:
FUCK THIS, what a piece of shit chode. fuck hardcore, and definitely fuck that guy | | Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2008 wrote:
wow. what a catch. bet his girlfriend is just the happiest girl alive right now. fucking tard! | | Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2008 wrote:
Go ball deep Matt! | | Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2008 wrote:
i hope he gets the biggest, pussiest STD ever...he’s the cunt | | |
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