HOME ARTICLES DOs & DON'Ts NEWS MUSIC FASHION REVIEWS ARCHIVES JOBS BUY VICE RECORDS ACCOUNT

< PREVIOUS




One thing you have to understand about nerds is this is how they see all women (even dogs): horny-as-shit, 80s, hippie, new wave super models that get instantly bored if you’re not hilarious, do backflips, and will eat you alive. Comments/Enlarge | See all



The thing I want to know is, what does this guy think he looks like? Does he see a funky version of Steve Tyler? Does he see an irreverant rocker that does the wango tango?
Give up the bass, dude. You’re old. Comments/Enlarge | See all







SNOW PATROL
I Love it Here
POLICING THE POLICE
And You Thought 911 Was a Joke
VICE COMICS
Chris McD
BRIBING WITH BLUE JEANS
Bartering at the Velvet Rope






ASS INVADERS
The Vice Guide to Milking Your Prostate
OH SHIT!
Who's Number One at Holding Number Two?
RECORDS
THE FIERY FURNACES
Remember
HOLY SHIT
Bury Bores Thee Vicars



ERWAN FICHOU
COCKS
Photos by Erwan Fichou
WOOL OF THE DOG
Photos by Erwan Fichou

See all articles by this contributor


“My precious. They wants to hold my precious but me no let the Hobbits near my dear sweet precious.”




Comments/Enlarge | See all




WOOL OF THE DOG

Photos by Erwan Fichou

Doumé Jalat-Dehen makes wool out of dog hair and then her customers make sweaters from the dog wool. Photographer Erwan Fichou went to visit her in Brittany, where Doumé gave him the names and addresses of some of her clients. Erwan then set off across France and Belgium to meet them and take their pictures. It takes about seven years to gather enough dog hair for a sweater. First of all, you can’t just pull the fur out out! That’s inhumane, plus it’s cheating. You just have to brush your dog regularly and save what comes off. Then you mail your precious collection of Rover fur to Doumé and she will return it to you in a 50-gram ball of dog wool.

People with their dogs, wearing the sweaters they made from that dog’s fur. Ugh.

More people with their dogs, again wearing the sweaters they made from that dog’s fur. Double ugh.

SEE ALL ARTICLES BY THIS CONTRIBUTOR

< PREVIOUS











ABOUT US | SUBSCRIPTIONS | FIND VICE | MEDIA KIT

AUSTRALIA | AUSTRIA | BELGIUM: FRANÇAIS/NEDERLANDS | CANADA: ENGLISH/FRANÇAIS | DEUTSCHLAND
ESPAÑA | FRANCE | ITALY | 日本語 | MEXICO | NETHERLANDS | NEW ZEALAND | SCANDINAVIA | SCHWEIZ | UK | US

© 2000-2009, Vice Magazine North America | E-mail: vice@viceland.com | Privacy Statement | Terms of Use | Site Development: Solid Sender