GROSS!Collecting Hair and Then Collecting Stories About the Hair That Was Collected
WORDS BY MATHIEU BERENHOLC
PHOTO BY ALBERTO CABRERA
This guy named Louis B. has been amassing a hair collection for six years. He claims to have upward of 400 bags of the stuff. He started when he was working in a salon and he hasn’t stopped since because… actually we have no fucking idea why he does this. But even during his three-month stay in a French prison last year (he won’t tell us what he was in for, but we suspect it was either for loving hair too much, which is a crime in France, or for stealing hair from a barber shop, which is a crime against nature), there he was, walking around asking for hair, filling Ziploc bags with whatever samples he could get his hands on. In fact, Louis got himself employed as the barber for his cell block and became a confidant to his fellow detainees, collecting shady stories along with filthy locks. Ew. Here are some of his favorites.
Roll over the numbers for the history of each ball. |
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See all articles by this contributor Anonymous, on Mar 25, 2009 wrote:
i collected all my own hair for 4 years but i threw it away when i found wood lice skeletons in it. | | Anonymous, on Sep 4, 2008 wrote:
this is beautiful
| | Anonymous, on Aug 19, 2008 wrote:
good stories
| | Anonymous, on Aug 19, 2008 wrote:
someone needs to do this with chode hair | | Anonymous, on Aug 19, 2008 wrote:
ugh | | Anonymous, on Aug 19, 2008 wrote:
this isn’t as gross as when i had hair in my shit one time | | Anonymous, on Aug 19, 2008 wrote:
or hamsters. | | Anonymous, on Aug 19, 2008 wrote:
Ahah looks like ahmsters in a bag | | Anonymous, on Aug 19, 2008 wrote:
how are they so tightly wound? does this guy sit there spooling up his hair balls? this is fucking disgusting | | Anonymous, on Aug 19, 2008 wrote:
well... at least it’s not short n curlies | | Anonymous, on Aug 19, 2008 wrote:
...this niggaz the zodiac killa | | |
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