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If your kids have moved out and your wife no longer gives a shit what you have to say it’s time to tell them all to fuck off and start a new life as a really slutty Fleetwood Mac groupie with venereal warts.
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My dead grandmother’s final wish was to be able to occasionally come back to life as a man and come to parties with me and stuff and I said, “All right but you have to look cool,” and then she has the nerve to show up like this going, “Whaddya say, eh? I told you I could pull it off.”
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