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While the nation's youth are bitching about how there's nothing to do tonight and the nation's Boomers are bitching about how they're not young enough to do anything tonight, once more the greatest generation is soldiering on without complaint, turning every night out into a David Lynch movie. Comments/Enlarge | See all

If the Mexicans think they can outwork us and the Chinese think they can outsmart us and the Arabs think they can outfight us they got another thing coming. Let’s do this America!
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Oh, to be wheeled to the banks of the river Styx by an immaculately attired angel of death who smells like lilies and brimstone and softly murmurs songs of praise in a stately baritone.Comments/Enlarge | See all