DOS & DON'TS

This is the uniform for crap party promoters all over Europe. If you see one at a crap party, tell them you’re one of the crap sponsors or the crap organization the crap party is being thrown for and he’ll give you free crap drugs. Comments/Enlarge | See all

Don’t feel guilty guy. This is exactly what you’re supposed to do when you come into a lot of cash: Wake up at 5PM, assemble a uniform of leftover party scraps, and devote the better part of the day to figuring out who “that chick with the weird eyes” was from last night.
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