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VICE COMICS

By Jon Vermilyea




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Anonymous, on Sep 8, 2008 wrote:
AWESOME!
halfmonk, on Sep 7, 2008 wrote:
that shit is ill.
Anonymous, on Sep 5, 2008 wrote:
Wow, first Johnny Ryan and now you’re against this because it’s "80s". The verdict is in: People who comment on this site are some of the worst human beings living on this planet.
Anonymous, on Sep 5, 2008 wrote:
Hey guy who left an all-caps message on Monday then came back today to drive the point home, we don’t like this because it’s "retro" or "kitschy." We like it because it’s a funny well-drawn comic. Look at that second to last panel on the third page. Look at that face he’s making. That shit is fucking golden.
Anonymous, on Sep 5, 2008 wrote:
HEY WOW 80S AM I RIGHT REMEMBER THAT CRAZY CARTOON "MASK" AND HURF DURF BLUH GUH
Soda-POP77, on Sep 3, 2008 wrote:
"BLA-DOW!!!!!
JUICE, CHILDREN!!!!!
DRINK THISHIT!!!!!
mrpopenfresh, on Sep 2, 2008 wrote:
Good twist, the Kool aid dude is getting overused these days tho.
Tiago, on Sep 1, 2008 wrote:
Now That will teach a lesson kidos!

Don’t mess with the Joice-O-master
Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2008 wrote:
OH HEY I REMEMBER THOSE COMMERCIALS! I GET IT BECAUSE I LIVED IT!
Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2008 wrote:
drugs are kool
Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2008 wrote:
that was kool.
Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2008 wrote:
There are two kinds of people: people who... gubba gubba gubba. They’re cartoons.
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2008 wrote:
This was ok but nothing on Johnny R
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2008 wrote:
two things CAN be good... but johnny ryan wasn’t good.
Star Wars, on Aug 31, 2008 wrote:
What’s with putting down Johnny Ryan? Can’t two things be good?
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2008 wrote:
fucking perfect.

screw johnny ryan.
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2008 wrote:
much better than the penis/poop cartoons by Johnny Ryan.
PONZ, on Aug 31, 2008 wrote:
Vermilyea is pretty awesome, I concur.
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2008 wrote:
Funny stuff kids.
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2008 wrote:
awesome

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