That would suck if you were going hunting with your son and you decided to surprise him by showing up to his work early and you finally find him and he’s like, “Oh shit.” Comments/Enlarge |
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The Palestinian scarf is cool because it makes Americans feel uncomfortable but without the dynamite belt you just come off like a pussy. Comments/Enlarge |
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It sucks when girls call their roommates when you’re on a date because you know they’re getting advice on how to proceed. This is especially bad when she lives with seven really old guys and they’re all midgets. Comments/Enlarge |
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