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The downside to finding out how cool your mom used to be is it’s basically an admission of guilt for making her life suck. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Not sure whether this is a crustie wearing the pelt of the bridge-and-tunnel douche he just curbed or a former stockbroker who just went off the deep end but color my pants brown either way. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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BY JAMES KNIGHT, PHOTOS BY BEN RAYNER


It’s important to make sure that your passage is as empty as possible, so be sure to take a nice big dump before you get to milking. Amyl poppers, in addition to making you feel like a 14-year-old girl, relax your sphincter muscles. Why do you think they sell them in every store on Old Compton Street? (That’s where all the bummers hang out.)

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