If this guy can seduce her he is a stud but if he actually gets her home and can fuck her without killing her, he’s a genius. Comments/Enlarge |
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Motherfuck. Is there no respite from flip-flops? It must be 40 below out here and we still have to stare at toes like the air conditioning broke in a college dorm. What is it about stepping in shit where even when it’s frozen people just can’t get enough of it?Comments/Enlarge |
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We looked into it and he’s serious. He genuinely really liked Johnny Depp as Edward Scissorhands. We go, “What are you, a 14-year-old girl?” and he goes, “No, I’m just really, really stupid and incredibly boring.” Comments/Enlarge |
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ASS INVADERS
The Vice Guide to Milking Your Prostate
BY JAMES KNIGHT, PHOTOS BY BEN RAYNER
It’s important to make sure that your passage is as empty as possible, so be sure to take a nice big dump before you get to milking. Amyl poppers, in addition to making you feel like a 14-year-old girl, relax your sphincter muscles. Why do you think they sell them in every store on Old Compton Street? (That’s where all the bummers hang out.)
