ASS INVADERSThe Vice Guide to Milking Your Prostate
BY JAMES KNIGHT, PHOTOS BY BEN RAYNER
Hey, guess what? If you are an American man you are more likely to have cancer in your prostate than any other part of you. It’s also more likely to kill you than any other form of cancer. Oh, and there is also the extra bonus of a 35 percent higher chance of your prostate going sour than your girlfriend getting breast cancer. Bummer.
But in fact, if you are literally a bummer (that’s British for homosexual), you are more likely than a straight guy to avoid dying from prostate cancer. Want to know why? Then listen up...
Over the last five years, prostate milking has exploded in popularity within the queer and BDSM scenes. Draining the little fella involves getting something stimulating stuck up your bum and jiggling the walnut-sized prostate sack until it gets so excited it makes you involuntarily secrete a dollop of seminal fluid. PS: Why can’t I stop laughing every time I reread that last sentence?
As fun as shooting your wad without even fiddling with your dick might sound, getting over the whole fingering your asshole bit has kept milking mainly confined to ye gayes—especially the fisting fetishists among them. But with increasing medical evidence showing that relieving the prostate of fluid buildups (coupled with regular checkups) can help prevent the big C word, maybe we all need to start shoving things up our asses and frantically rubbing.
I, for one, would rather not have ass cancer. So I learned how to milk my prostate, and I did so while my friend Ben took photos.
| While fiddling with your finger can get results, the whole process is a lot easier with a specifically designed prostate-massaging thing. It’s called an Aneros. I kept telling myself it wasn’t a dildo, but basically it is. You can get one lickety-split in your local gay sex shop. The one we went to was around the corner from the Vice office in East London. |
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i want to try tonight, | | Anonymous, on Oct 13, 2009 wrote:
sexplease. | | Anonymous, on Sep 4, 2009 wrote:
u guys make me sick! | |
| O, on Aug 10, 2009 wrote:
I think I might be a little bit in love with you. | | Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote:
literally amazing
| | Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote:
scumnation says- he should have went up to another guy shopping in Expectations and said"come up and inspect my sphincter sometime" But he sure is going to have one hell of a skidmark on those keks | | Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote:
Hee. The guys in the leatherware ad are getting in a fight. Someone slept on the submission bench that night. | | Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote:
THat was the worst paice of ’journalism’ I’ve ever seen...oh wait, better than the London Lite etc, better than the bbc | | Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote:
Is this article just an excuse for this guy to stick something up his arse and show us dull photos of him smoking. | | Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote:
God Vice, you can’t even do porn properly. | | Anonymous, on Jun 25, 2009 wrote:
dat guy is tryin to get peoples bent; that’s just an excuse for him to come out innit !! if you live in america you are more likely gona die of a cancer anyway so why shove up tings unless you’r a batti ? nothin wrong wit dat but assume it! cancer is a way of life shared and loved by everyone, why not join in ? that’s the next hype stuff innit ? use that snoot you mother ; coz you will dance sucker. peace | | Anonymous, on Jun 13, 2009 wrote:
I dont no what is worse.
People who own those giant cupcake things to store random shit in them.
or
someone as ugly and ginger as ben rayner taking pictures of me why i finger my man vage. | | Anonymous, on Jun 5, 2009 wrote:
you are really very ugly. but this is great. | | Anonymous, on Apr 24, 2009 wrote:
Holy Shit! Pun intended. Guess you really do learn something new every day!
Suburbia Steph | | Anonymous, on Apr 5, 2009 wrote:
Парад уродов! | | Anonymous, on Mar 31, 2009 wrote:
...I thought the guy was fairly hot when I saw the first picture, but when I got to the end...Lash.
I need him in me. | | Anonymous, on Mar 30, 2009 wrote:
I’m so glad to see a straight boy getting some arse action. I can’t advocate it enough. I’m gay and I didn’t take it up the arse until I was 30. Once I did it I wish i’d have been doing it or years before. I’ve had the most intense amazing orgasms from being buggered that easily outweigh orgasms reached through just cock stimulation. The prostrate is part of the male anatomy. It doesn’t make a straight guy gay because he gets off on it being stimulated either by himself or a girl. It only makes him gay if he gets off on it being stimulated by another male. Or if he likes a big fat dick down his throat whilst sitting on his favourite dildo! So straight boys get your head out of your arse’s and get your fingers up there. Cancer or no cancer you’ll wish you’d done it sooner. A handy tip is to breath deeply whilst inserting anything up there. | | Anonymous, on Feb 20, 2009 wrote:
i love you, person below me. | | Anonymous, on Feb 19, 2009 wrote:
my wife and her friend kept wanting to masaage my prostrate because they heard it drives guys crazy and i just wouldn’t go for that shit. then one night i got drunk and they actually tied my ass up with me on my knees and ass in the air and man they fingered every drop of come in that thing right out on the floor and it felt better than sex with both of them seemed i just couldn’t quit it from coming out , it was thick and was a warm orgasamn that never ended. i let them do me all the time now and recently they brought a friend of theirs into the action to watch and now she is getting me off while one of them catch it in their hand. thasnk god i got drunk. | | Anonymous, on Jan 27, 2009 wrote:
’craptastic’
| | Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote:
Yes it does ;) eveyone’s gay. | | Anonymous, on Dec 1, 2008 wrote:
does this mean i have to start fingering my ass ? | |
| Guineapig Girl, on Oct 29, 2008 wrote:
beats getting Cancer, I have it, not ideal... and I’m a girl so less cheap thrills detecting it. Glad u had fun tho!
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| | Anonymous, on Oct 25, 2008 wrote:
my husband loves his ass being played with and i thought he was a fag, but alot of guys r just 2 chicken shit to try it. you will cum a 100 x’s harder. thanks for the reassurance hes not gay! | | Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2008 wrote:
Ye I have found that a lot of men have difficulty excepting that its a nice feeling because they think it means they are a homo.. When they realize that it is in no way connected they soon relax and enjoy - PS..its not just the prostate its also the nerve ending around the hole as well. | | Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2008 wrote:
Nice to see someone show that a man enjoying having his erogenous zone filled with a toy or by a lady is hot! and in my experience (and I am a hot sexy kinky girl! ;) men that are comfortable with this fact are far more honest and fun in bed. | |
| Truckbucket, on Sep 7, 2008 wrote:
Hey Taeil, um, you do know that Darby Crash was gay, riiight? | | Anonymous, on Sep 5, 2008 wrote:
Taeil, if you think this article was literally gay, you need to do more research. And if you want cancer instead of incredibly intense orgasms you can have by yourself and/or with a partner of your choice... you’re a suicidal idiot. | | Anonymous, on Sep 5, 2008 wrote:
DEAR JAMES! YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT... YOU MAKE ME DTF! CUM 2 AMERICKA
love- anonymous nyc chick | | Anonymous, on Sep 4, 2008 wrote:
Nice Cock | | | Next 30 comments > |
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