Ever wonder where your biological Dad is? Is he in the Navy Seals fighting some super evil despot we don’t even know about yet or is he in Paris pursuing his photography career? Daydream all you want but you know he’s still in Mississauga speaking in gibberish slurs and pounding his fist to music he’s never heard before. Comments/Enlarge |
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This douchebag has been sleeping on my couch for THREE MOTHERFUCKING WEEKS. After considering every punishment from chopping him in half with a Samurai sword to simply raping him, I came up with a doozy. I’m going to let him live out his miserable shit sack of a life.Comments/Enlarge |
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The only thing worse than seeing a nort bust out what little game he has is watching his even-less-game’d wing man sit there like he just got out of jail and is only now remembering how intimidating women are. Comments/Enlarge |
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JULIET BY VALERIE PHILLIPS
“I’ve known Juliet for a long time, though I don’t know her all that well. Every time I think of her, she just seems to appear. I’d like to take more photos of that.”
