If you’re worried about being mistaken for an old maid, try dressing like a used tampon that got left in for too long. It makes you look so fertile it’s almost ovarian. Comments/Enlarge |
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Women look at the girl on the left and say, “Those earrings and those sneakers? Bitch, please.” Men look at her and think, “I want to wrap her up in cotton wool and then slowly discover what every square inch of her ass tastes like.”Comments/Enlarge |
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