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Some people think having no shame and rolling through the park like it’s their living room means they give off a relaxed, groovy vibe. Sorry, but when you scoot by us in your orange pants singing “Jeremy,” what you’re really saying is, “I’m on the planet Me and the rest of you can fuck off.” That’s not being “groovy” you fucking asshole. That’s called “picking a fight.” Comments/Enlarge | See all


It’s way easier to imagine you just did it with a girl when she comes back from the dance floor all flushed and sweaty.

I should pull my pants back up before dude pounds me. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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Beware of really pretty French girls dancing by themselves in snappy little East Village ensembles. The odds of her having a boyfriend are so incredibly high, she might as well have been planted there by a professional You Embarrasser.
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