Matching tattoos are a great excuse to get girls to show you their private areas. You can say, “Cool—who designed those?” while you’re thinking, “Korean asses aren’t much but maybe that’s all I want tonight, a nice little assappetizer before dinner.” Comments/Enlarge |
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Fred Perrys with ties make about as much sense as wearing surf shorts with a cummerbund. Comments/Enlarge |
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OK, so you see sperms as tiny party animals or whatever—fine. Did it not occur to you for even one second that you have a permanent tattoo of cum on your back? Comments/Enlarge |
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NEW PICTURES FROM AFGHANISTAN
By Chris Cole
Buzkashi is the default national sport of Afghanistan. It's similar to polo except there are no teams, and instead of using a mallet and a ball, players swing down off their horses to pick up a headless goat and then try to drop it in a white circle near the center of the field.
