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While most puppets grow dusty and forgotten in some dead fag’s attic, Madame is still going strong, delivering more erotic entendres and cunty comebacks than Sarah Silverman on Adderall. Comments/Enlarge | See all



A lot of girls are wearing these long t-shirt dresses that are so short even dogs think, “I wonder if I could get her if she was really wasted and I had coke.”
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FOUR NAKED WOMEN WHO ARE NOT MY ...
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Guys who wear coats that touch the ground think they look like a heavy dude from The Matrix or some character from a comic book we’ve never heard of but they just look like some guy who’s really into The Matrix and some comic book we’ve never heard of.
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FOUR NAKED WOMEN WHO ARE NOT MY WIFE AND ONE NAKED WOMAN WHO IS

Photos by Jonathan Black

Jonathan is a photographer in New York City.

Retouching: House Tribeca, Makeup: Daniela Klein, Hair: Wesley O’Meara at the Wall Group
Thanks to Jennifer McLawhorn, Laura Petersen, Barbara Stoyanoff, Sasha Terrasova, Laura Selfridge-Black, Peter Ash-Lee, and Bianca Balconis





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COMMENTS


Anonymous, on Aug 21, 2008 wrote:
nice 1
Anonymous, on Aug 20, 2008 wrote:
i love butts - taco jr.
Anonymous, on Aug 20, 2008 wrote:
wow..... i want to touch once them
Anonymous, on Aug 18, 2008 wrote:
sweet
Anonymous, on Aug 17, 2008 wrote:
lets see some vag
Anonymous, on Aug 16, 2008 wrote:
Seriously, you’re having a problem with tasteful nudes? Go back to preschool.
Anonymous, on Aug 16, 2008 wrote:
Thanks for this. I’ve always had a conflict of interests, as I’m way too hip to buy FHM, but I’m still a total sexist dickwad with no erotic imagination. You’ve just solved my conundrum! Yay!
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2008 wrote:
Too hetero for me.
Anonymous, on Aug 12, 2008 wrote:
where are more pics of the blonde in the second row? please?
Anonymous, on Aug 12, 2008 wrote:
i want blondy
Anonymous, on Aug 12, 2008 wrote:
i want your wife
Anonymous, on Aug 11, 2008 wrote:
Love the hair on the blonde,pretty.
Anonymous, on Aug 10, 2008 wrote:
beautiful, i would like to touch them ...
vagina, on Aug 8, 2008 wrote:
favorite article ever!
8D
Anonymous, on Aug 7, 2008 wrote:
I would retouch them. I enjoyed touching them in the first place, why would i not retouch them. i would retouch them again and again.......mmmmmmmmmmm
Anonymous, on Aug 6, 2008 wrote:
I set the butt as my desk top
glasseye, on Aug 6, 2008 wrote:
The "wife" is my favorite. I hate golden oak. Where’s the cherry wood when you need it. What’s with the same eyeliner makeup on all the girls? Did they share the pencil just before the shoot?
glasseye, on Aug 6, 2008 wrote:
I agree the girls are beautiful, but a lil boring for sure. I don’t like the idea of retouching for this shoot because it just makes it more boring. I’d like to see more from Vice.
Anonymous, on Aug 5, 2008 wrote:
I’ll have you know...my image was not retouched...;)
Anonymous, on Aug 5, 2008 wrote:
Show me love.
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2008 wrote:
i am offended
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2008 wrote:
i love their hair and their tits. us women are so much better looking with our clothes off!
Anonymous, on Aug 3, 2008 wrote:
Retouching credit, why didn’t you just photoshop them?
Anonymous, on Aug 3, 2008 wrote:
middle one is a goddess
Anonymous, on Aug 1, 2008 wrote:
these are gorgeous, and i don’t even like tits.
Anonymous, on Aug 1, 2008 wrote:
Bottom left.

First stop, Bonersville.
Anonymous, on Jul 31, 2008 wrote:
Ok, seriously, what the fuck, do I have the longest breasts in the world or what? After looking at these I feel like one of the mothers from a trade aid advert. How the fuck does this work, I’m only 17, they, huh? so confuseddd!!!!!!
Anonymous, on Jul 31, 2008 wrote:
It’s great how it says they’re retouched, thanks for letting us know that we’ll never know whether these women are really as "perfect" as these photos claim.
Anonymous, on Jul 31, 2008 wrote:
WOMEN ARE GREAT, HUH!
Anonymous, on Jul 31, 2008 wrote:
Vice is basically a sad pretentious little ladsmag.
Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2008 wrote:
slags
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2008 wrote:
Um, I need to clean my monitor. Again.
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2008 wrote:
Where are there well-shot nudes in the rest of mainstream media? I like these.
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2008 wrote:
wow, how mundane.
Anonymous, on Jul 28, 2008 wrote:
is vice supposed to be an innovative, cultural organization that is fighting mainstream meadia? if so, you guys aren’t doing a very good job
Anonymous, on Jul 28, 2008 wrote:
Looks like 1978. Where’s Farrah?
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2008 wrote:
i need a tissue, quick!
all i can say... I LOVE ART.
Anonymous, on Jul 26, 2008 wrote:
why are all of these out of focus?
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2008 wrote:
i think i know those girls
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2008 wrote:
shit. I have taken naked photos of women about 50% as ....... (sexychic) as this and that was an experience I don’t think I could ever sleep again if I did this shoot
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2008 wrote:
Gigili!!!!!!!
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2008 wrote:
any of those women could have whatever they want from me. i think i speak for many men when i say i am weak as fuck for that kind of beauty. long as they dont sound like a pikey.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
I wish vice would take naked pictures of not-so-cliche-skinny-ho-bags so we could all realise its not about our outer cellulite (or lack of?) but the inner emotional cellulite that truely makes us sexy as hell
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
what is the point of this?
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
holy fucking shit.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2008 wrote:
one of that brunettes butt cheeks is bigger than he other

because of how she’s standing, idiot.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
The best

Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
Stop whining/criticizing/choosing:
ALL naked girls are ace.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
i’d be interested to know how much the pics were retouched. i thought vice was about real people....maybe i thought wrong

Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
They are all gorgeous girls/photographs!
dunno who is your wife but u are a lucky Mot£$%+*ker!
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
RETOUCHING?

fhm
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
There all the same figure!! same size! breast! honestly look around abit more please!
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
way too much retouching... and the girls are too insipid looking for Vice, too elegant for FHM, and too bland for Vogue.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
your photos sucks. go back to your wife
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
My wife’s got nicer tits than this.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
I’d do all of them
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
When did Vice get taken over by FHM. Pricks.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote:
let me know which one’s the wife, i’ll take it from there
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2008 wrote:
one of that brunettes butt cheeks is bigger than he other
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2008 wrote:
perhaps flesh is a bit much to those who have some growing to do? i believe they are beautiful!!!!
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2008 wrote:
beautiful!!! to say the least
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2008 wrote:
agree with anonymous here.
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2008 wrote:
Flesh is disgusting
holly marie, on Jul 21, 2008 wrote:
all of a sudden my boobs feel saggy and rubbish
Anonymous, on Jul 21, 2008 wrote:
h-o-l-y -s-h-i-t-e!
Nikki IX Lives, on Jul 20, 2008 wrote:
That’s a hot longboard in that last photo.
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2008 wrote:
norms.
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2008 wrote:
wow dude
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2008 wrote:
which one is your wife you lucky bastard
Anonymous, on Jul 19, 2008 wrote:
how old is the bardot look alike?? 15 yrs or wht
Anonymous, on Jul 19, 2008 wrote:
hot damn tht light brunette (large pic)is breathtaking!!!
Anonymous, on Jul 19, 2008 wrote:
these inspire both envy and latent lesbian sentiment
Anonymous, on Jul 19, 2008 wrote:
They’re all absolutely beautiful, but the woman with the mole to the right of her lips is completely breath-taking.
Anonymous, on Jul 19, 2008 wrote:
vice: this is what you do well.
AWSM!, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
Let her let me we did an in vitro?
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
Your wife is fucking gorgeous. Lucky motherfucker.
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
God Lives on earth
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
I’m into that one girl with the 60s stewardess short hair in a weird, uncomfortable sort of friend’s mom way.
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
AMAZING!!!!! THIS GUY SHOULD DO A NAKED VICTORIA"S SECRET CATALOGUE!!!!
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
where the fuck are the fat chicks? man vice is slippin’!
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
if you don’t like looking at these photos that means you don’t like beautiful women, and that means you are a sad sad sad sad motherfucker
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
But they aren’t clothed and they’re good photos to boot. What kind of criticism is that anyways? "These don’t belong here because if they were different they’d belong somewhere else?"
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
Why is this in Vice? They look like they would be in Vogue or Elle if they were clothed.
I’m bored.
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
The one wearing the wedding ring=wife

unobservant cretins
Bane, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
wouldn’t kick them out of bed
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
boners
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
Which one?
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
jesus fucking christ that brunette is a goddess
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
Wow, actual real boobs. Excellent!
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
Did you seriously just make a remote control joke? What are you, Henny Youngman?
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
Retouching sucks.
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
So... ummmm... what’s your wife’s number and when are you going out of town on that business trip?
Andi-b, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
I take it the wife is the one holding the remote just to keep her happy for a change.

Nice women, married or not.. All beautiful with or without clothes.
James Alexander, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
Well aren’t they a group of pretty’s! Makes me miss the girlfriend
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
Very nice!
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote:
:)
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