Splosh is a great magazine and all but why is it always frumpy British chicks? Can we not get some young American hunks getting “Wet and Messy”?Comments/Enlarge |
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Enrique here knows that the secret to getting chicks is to be comfortable with yourself and never appear too desperate for their attention. Keep that up and by the end of the night you’re gonna be turning them down because you’re so spoiled for choice.Comments/Enlarge |
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If you’re worried your friend is getting laid more than you, one way of dealing with it is to turn yourself into a slightly shittier version of him and do everything he does. That way when girls look at the two of you, they’ll go “Hmm, he seems cool,” then turn to you and be like, “Wait a minute, I thought he was cool. What’s going on here?” Comments/Enlarge |
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