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It’s heartwarming to know that girls are just as willing as guys to fart in their passed-out friends’ faces. It also makes me curiously randy. Comments/Enlarge | See all

Wouldn’t it be awesome if, instead of hiding it, your teacher went, “That’s right kids. I munch on dinks like they’re a box of Yodels©. Now let’s move on and learn our black asses some fucking geography!”
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If girls want to be approachable they need to do better than “petulant teen,” and go for more of a “coquettish three-year-old” thing.
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