After the two ostriches and the two elephants and all that we’d like to stick these two on Noah’s Ark just to be sure this next world doesn’t make the same DON’Ts as this one. Comments/Enlarge |
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If you miss your show and had a weird thing at work where someone stole your thing, you can get pretty bummed. Can you even begin to conceive of the kind of depression homeless people feel? It must be like a thunderstorm of hurting sadness that makes you shit tears into the holes in your underwear — but for years. Comments/Enlarge |
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Some people think having no shame and rolling through the park like it’s their living room means they give off a relaxed, groovy vibe. Sorry, but when you scoot by us in your orange pants singing “Jeremy,” what you’re really saying is, “I’m on the planet Me and the rest of you can fuck off.” That’s not being “groovy” you fucking asshole. That’s called “picking a fight.”Comments/Enlarge |
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