What would you rather be seen doing: Taking a Segway tour in South Beach or hitting on a 13-year-old girl who has tears streaming down her face? Comments/Enlarge |
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Everything else is going so great we’re going to give that short hair a secret pass and let her in here. How many million times better would she be with Sigue Sigue Sputnik hair though? Like, a million. Comments/Enlarge |
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Black trash dresses so much better than white trash it’s confusing. Where the trailer park has those stupid fucking jean shorts (not cut but made that way), short white socks with a logo, white Reeboks, an oversize Nascar shirt or something with a stupid beer pun, and the ubiquitous baseball hat, the ghetto has about 10,000 shades of hair dye, tits hanging out all over the place, piles of gold, pink hot pants, and a whole other assortment of bells and whistles (like real whistles). Hey, white welfare of America, ever heard of enjoying life?
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