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ANIMAL TOWN
Photos by Jens Mollenvanger
“These are some of the cats I’ve seen behind windows in the streets of Flanders. They’re everywhere, if you really look. At times I feel like I’m walking through a red-light district—the cats are like the whores watching me from their windows, trying to lure me inside with their looks and gestures, into the warmth of their nests.”
