This is fine at a Dickinson College football game, but when it’s on your back in public you end up making your asshole look like a fucking asshole (like, literally, an asshole that’s used for fucking). Comments/Enlarge |
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Lady, it’s time to get the FUCK out of San Francisco. I know it makes you feel progressive and modern to be surrounded by sodomites all day but you’ve become so overexposed to it you basically have a cumburn. Comments/Enlarge |
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What the fuck do these disgusting pieces of sugar-filled white garbage need Bluetooths for? So the TV can call them? “HEY MOM—WE R STILL IN PARKING LOT—MARKS YAWNING—CAN WE GO—NEED TO GET BACK TO CONT. SHITTY LIVES.” Comments/Enlarge |
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