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POGUE MAHONE MEANS KISS MY ARSE - PART 2An Interview With Shane MacGowanINTERVIEW BY ANDY CAPPERSo Ireland is in a good place now, in your opinion. Look, when you get to the point where people are complaining about the price of a pint you know that you’re out of the real shit, yeah? How much is a pint here anyway? I couldn’t tell you. Thirty years ago I could have told you what a pint cost. It was about ten pence. When the British were in Ireland, what were the darkest times? Things like Bloody Sunday and when they were bringing in the SAS. Know what I mean? It wasn’t looking good. And now in Belfast, the ex-loyalist paramilitaries are entrenched in criminal activity because there’s nothing else for them to do. When you’ve been in full-time active service for years and then suddenly it’s done, you’ve got to do something, right? Whenever there’s change in society there’s criminality, you know what I mean? The English had their highwaymen. They would rob from everybody.
There was a ceasefire in ’64, and then in ’66 there was a celebration of the Easter Rising, which was the rebellion attempted by the Republicans to win independence from the Brits. The celebration wasn’t in any way threatening to the English. It was just a year of people getting pissed and it started at Easter with Nelson getting his first blowjob. Know what I mean, yeah? Right, when the IRA blew up Nelson’s Pillar. That was an unpopular monument to the British admiral Lord Nelson that was on O’Connell Street in Dublin. Ireland is like Vietnam, right? The forces had to leave. They were flushed out of Vietnam, just like here. Wasn’t Irish hero John F. Kennedy president of the United States when Vietnam began, though? Yeah, but Kennedy was going to pull out. He probably would have pulled out and that’s probably why they shot him. He was sick of getting shafted by the army and the navy telling him what to do all the time. Then Bobby Kennedy was carrying it on and he got plugged before he even got time to do anything. Bobby also got shot because he was an Irish Catholic immigrant. History hasn’t been kind to the Irish. On the whole, history has been absolutely, stupendously stupid. But the thing is that Ireland has got faith and hope. We have that more in abundance than any other country. We live in the moment. I guess we should talk a bit about music too. How’ve you seen the music industry change? I remember times when I first started dealing with labels and things, there were people like Chris Blackwell at Island who were good. When I was first around there was like a huge musical and cultural revival going on. There was no generation gap really in music and now there is. And I remember MTV starting as well, and that was meant to stir things up and be good but then it just turned into Dire Straits and Van Halen and then Michael Jackson and then all the rest. You know what I mean, yeah? Are you still making music? Of course. But I don’t really write music. I just play and the song comes out, you know what I mean? And I still listen to the old Irish music because it’s incredibly powerful, you know? Are there moments in your life that you don’t care to remember? No! I remember all of it. And I liked all of iteven all the bad stuff that happened. That was all OK as well. That’s a good way of looking at it. It’s like evolution, yeah? I think all Darwin really proved is that some things are better looking than others. Life is like a Groucho Marx movie. It’s good to create your own world, yeah? You know what I mean? From the bad to the good, you’ve just got to live with it all. There are humans and monkeys and there are differences between some of them sometimes. But I think generally there’s not much difference really. Eeeeshshshsh. Special thanks to Gerry O’Boyle and Lisa Moorish. POGUE MAHONE MEANS KISS MY ARSE | 1 | 2 | See all articles by this contributor
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