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You see what you did, you stupid bitch? You made your hair into dreads and dragged both you AND your best friend from the DOs into the DON’Ts. Comments/Enlarge | See all



If you miss your show and had a weird thing at work where someone stole your thing, you can get pretty bummed. Can you even begin to conceive of the kind of depression homeless people feel? It must be like a thunderstorm of hurting sadness that makes you shit tears into the holes in your underwear — but for years.
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"LOOK! YOUR JACKET MATCHES MY ASSHOLE!"

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When 30-somethings get money they are so determined not to be their “parents’ business man” they end up looking like a Scandinavian McDonald's uniform from the future.
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Anonymous, on Sep 3, 2008 wrote:
stupid hipsters? Hipsters are the ones that like his comics. Everyone who ever goes on this site is a hipster. Including me. You can all stop denying now.
Anonymous, on Aug 20, 2008 wrote:
stupid hipsters. johnny ryan is better than you
Anonymous, on Jul 2, 2008 wrote:
that’s the sound it’s making "VOMIT!"
Anonymous, on Jun 17, 2008 wrote:
This guy is a piss genius, Blekee Yukulele is his Vanity Fair, you morons!
Date: May 06 2008 02:46:36 PM
Author: VOMIT

HAHA why does the woman puking on herself have to have the word VOMIT next to her head, as if we couldn't figure out what she was doing?



Date: May 04 2008 08:56:23 AM
Author: nono

they all suck...



Date: Apr 28 2008 02:18:45 PM
Author: Matt

worst.



Date: Apr 17 2008 12:27:05 PM
Author: Playful Paul

I don't get the fur coat penis one. And only the tit one is remotely funny.



Date: Apr 16 2008 10:32:10 PM
Author: Jeff Salz

You guys suck. Get rid of this shitty section.



Date: Apr 07 2008 11:12:40 PM
Author: Spikey Mikey

You all got to chill out a bit. These are great. Am I the only one who misses Garbage Pail Kids? These remind me of digging through the 1 dollar crates at comic book shops when I was ten. Nostalgia, niggas



Date: Apr 07 2008 04:29:00 PM
Author: thomas croft

lay off, dont see any of your punk bitches art on this shit fucking japamation loving dorks



Date: Apr 07 2008 01:23:49 AM
Author: lord blarnty mcgrooglington

jesus vice, when will you get it? you have no taste in comics at all. maybe the comic guys you know are really nice and like to sniff coke out of expensive gay hooker's asses just like you do, but that doesn't mean you have to print their stuff! think back and try to remember a single time you got a mostly positive reaction on a comic in vice. can't remember? cause it never happened. comic in vice are ALWAYS shit. so please, for the rest of us, stop printing them, okay?



Date: Apr 06 2008 08:11:31 PM
Author: as bad as mystikal

not good



Date: Apr 06 2008 07:06:33 PM
Author: ugh

oh my god, these are fucking retarded. what the hell? seriously... my mind cannot comprehend it.



Date: Apr 06 2008 05:20:45 PM
Author: ..

these are wank



Date: Apr 06 2008 04:39:12 PM
Author: these

suck



Date: Apr 06 2008 04:09:07 PM
Author: patrick k.

lame ass.



Date: Apr 06 2008 02:38:35 PM
Author: .

not funny, the drawings are fuckin shit.



Date: Apr 06 2008 02:33:01 PM
Author: me

theyre allright



Date: Apr 06 2008 01:47:46 PM
Author: gg allin

ive been making these same jokes since 1983.



Date: Apr 06 2008 10:12:04 AM
Author: soso

The jacket thing is almost funny. Poo poo the rest.



Date: Apr 06 2008 08:50:13 AM
Author: geez

who thinks these are good?



Date: Apr 06 2008 05:26:35 AM
Author: hahahah

YAY!



Date: Apr 06 2008 02:30:58 AM
Author: barney mcgillicutty

yall are raunchy bitches!!!!



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