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Don’t try to modernize rockabilly. Adding floppy hair and flames to the whole thing reminds us of swing and that shit is for aging punks who still want to go out. [Click for video] Comments/Enlarge | See all



If a girl hasn’t really been around the block sexually, it’s best to start slow by acting disinterested, reading pretentious art magazines and wearing shoes that are socks. Comments/Enlarge | See all







GLOBAL TREND REPORT '08 - PARIS
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Boys have short hair in Montreal now. Bea...
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Finnish boys are currently shunning color...
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Australia has gone monochrome. Colors are...
GLOBAL TREND REPORT '08 - TOKYO
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He’s got an orange tan, creative hair, ambitious eyebrows, striving sideburns and that stupid fucking after work super casual uniform that every meathead liar from Jersey to Silverlake tries to slip by us.
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Austrian guys have finally jumped on the tight-jeans bandwagon. Better late than never, we guess. Plain-colored button-down shirts and V-neck t-shirts are also very narrow cut. Basically boys are looking like they raided their little sisters’ closets. They’re still doing the zany old-man hat thing, which will not die no matter how hard we try to kill it. And scarves. Oh, the scarves. What country can resist them?

Mostly, though, guys aren’t really stressing out too much over their wardrobes. They’re sticking with tried-and-true staples like “shirts” and “pants” and we’re A-OK with that.

Girls are also pleasantly low-key. They’re putting most of their energy into interesting colors. Look at how nicely two shades of purple and red go together. And the matching red fingernails, lipstick, and earrings are like little exclamation points at the end of this outfit’s sentence. Tight jeans are often seen in washed-out gray colors. Bags are chosen as the occasion demands—daytime favorites are long-stringed things made out of what appears to be sweatpants, and evening clutches should match your heels, especially in bright, zingy metallic colors.

Even for a night out, girls are keeping it mellow with loose and cozy fabrics, like an old favorite t-shirt with dolphins on it that she got on a family vacation and a shiny, sporty jacket cut short to show some ass. Again, keep the colors neutral, except for a few mini-explosions here and there. It is a Viennese portrait of restraint.

If you want to be girlier, you can wear one of those is-it-a-shirt-or-a-dress tunic things with, what else, a pair of dark tight jeans. It’s a slight evolution of style from 2007 to 2008: Leggings are now substituted for real pants, and knitted cardigans are getting shorter. Straight hair has bangs and curly hair is tousled and everything is right with the world.

Come to think of it, it is surprising that more girls aren’t wearing tights, as Austria is home to Wolford, the champion of tights. If you’re a girl, or just a tights enthusiast, for your sake we hope you already know about Wolford’s Matte Opaque 80 tights, which are the warmest, most indestructible, blackest of black tights ever made. They’re expensive, but we personally have two pairs that have lasted over a year already and survived multiple machine washings. Seriously, this is the most helpful bit of info you’re going to get from this whole issue.

Photos: Kurt Prinz; text: Iris Kern and David Bogner; models: Wolf, Robert, Maxi, Anja, Schirin, and Lisa

GLOBAL TREND REPORT 2008 | New York | LA | London | Amsterdam | Helsinki | Montreal | Tokyo | Paris | Melbourne | New Zealand | Berlin | Barcelona | Copenhagen | Stockholm | Milan | Antwerp | Vienna |


COMMENTS


stephanie.rose, on Jul 21, 2008 wrote:
the 2nd guy down...

nice whisker print flared jeans,


NOT!
Anonymous, on Jul 10, 2008 wrote:
so boorriinngg
Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2008 wrote:
I despise what the boy in the middle is wearing. His outfit looks like what a nerd who thinks a bit too much of himself would wear on a date.
global CRINGE report.

Date: May 06 2008 12:53:58 PM
Author: hmm

The last guy's face looks tiny.



Date: May 03 2008 04:37:26 PM
Author: oh austria

query: which one is holding sex slaves hostage in their basement?

many would think its the man in white. they would be wrong.



Date: May 03 2008 04:36:48 PM
Author: fuck vienna

the fashion is as terribly behind its times as the entire city.



Date: May 03 2008 04:24:08 PM
Author: .

yes.



Date: May 03 2008 01:17:14 PM
Author: Kate

Are only the trends of white people (with the exception of the Japanese) worth reporting on?



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