DOS & DON'TS

Oh dear Lord. Look how soft and unspoiled she is. Too bad you’re on your way to a party where the girl you drunkenly cheated on her with last week is definitely going to be. Why do girlfriends only ever look this good when you’re engulfed in a flaming pillar of regret? Comments/Enlarge | See all

It can take months and even years of having sex with someone and getting comfortable with them to work up the courage to tell them what you’re really into, but how great is the feeling when your balls finally kick in and she says “Me too”? It’s like the Ohio Express are playing a private concert for your stomach. Comments/Enlarge | See all

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