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We love these East Village tweakers who broadcast public-access TV shows from their mother’s living room in Alphabet City. They are the real New York, and the neighborhood would suck without them. Never go away, Crimson Bernie! Comments/Enlarge | See all


Are they trying to sex up the Auschwitz museum tours? Or did a guy in his 40s who owns a flagging lingerie store in Berlin dream up this harrowing display of human frailty? Either way it's making me horny. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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AlbertArt.net, on Mar 22, 2009 wrote:
HAHAHAHA! Those are great! Coathanger, and half-man/half-shit is hilarious!
Anonymous, on Feb 14, 2009 wrote:
hahahahahahhahahahaha
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote:
oh wait i never made that up, the guy under me did. this is just like that time i thought i made up the word chiquita
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote:
massive flood. of bodily fluids perhaps
Anonymous, on Sep 13, 2008 wrote:
massive flood? classic cuts? fantastic raspberry plastic gloves? KATY PERRY?

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