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  The Old Blue Last is taking the “All British Women are Slappers” stereotype and exploding it out of the way like an IED on the road to Baghdad. Even the dude from Crass was drooling (seriously).
  
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  Forget biofuels, scientists need to look into harnessing the power of dumb. You could probably run a mid-size city on this guy's napestache alone.
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