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Dude is maybe a pube too old for the rock and roll / Rat Fink thing but it’s such a solid staple you can’t really fuck with it. Holly Hobbie, on the other hand, is the rock of Gibraltar. Dear Girls, if you are ever not sure what look you want to go with please err to this. It takes us back to the time we realized our babysitter made us feel weird in our “area.”
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Everything was going great, but brown nylons are a bigger dealbreaker than being HIV-positive and joining the KKK.
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		BEN CHO This is a group of 16-year-old quadruplet...

		HAPPY FLOWERS Make Fear Disappear

		WUSSIAN WABBITS Art With Floppy Ears And Fluffy Tails

		DICK FACE - PART 3 Why Is Jack Walls the Coolest Motherfucke...

		ELECTRIC INDEPENDENCE

		"A GIANT CHINESE FINGER TRAP MAD... My Many Trips Into the World of Chemical ...

		ASBESTOS PARTY The Death Set Will Play Anywhere

		VICE FASHION - NORWEGIAN GIRLS A... Photos by Mona Odegård

Look, they know you’re not going to be giving it up for them anytime soon and they wouldn’t know what to do with it if you did, but old dudes have an entire encyclopedia of sexual data in their heads, so when you throw them a 10-second courtesy flirt you’re actually giving a scientist a hundred Rubik’s Cubes he can sit and mull over for the rest of the year. Comments/Enlarge | See all

PENRY'S PET PORTRAITURE

J. Penry, one of our favorite illustrators, is now offering his services as a pet portraitist. Now you too can own a precious artwork depicting your furry beloved rendered in Penry’s signature style, with a dash of panache and whimsy. Eventually Penry hopes to collect all these portraits in a book. Won’t that make a lovely keepsake?

Contact J. Penry for more info and pricing.

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COMMENTS

Subject: booounce
Date: Mar 06 2008 10:52:00 PM
Author: sir merks-a-lot

These are totally fucking brilliant!
The titles rock too.

Subject: Your Mum
Date: Feb 21 2008 11:26:42 AM
Author: Attila the Hun

Just what the World needs another magazine nutriding Bad drawings from a talentless illustrator.

Subject: head
Date: Feb 18 2008 09:23:08 PM
Author: shit

ha. seriously, j. penry? the only reason he got this spot is cause he and jason jerk each other off every night. this is crap. he's just a drunk.

Subject: For Real?
Date: Feb 16 2008 11:21:34 PM
Author: 'Sup

"What are you going to do for him on his birthday? Wipe his ass and chew his food?"

Subject: sweet
Date: Feb 14 2008 11:08:15 PM
Author: honez

I mean gay

Subject: never once did vice call this art
Date: Feb 14 2008 09:11:14 PM
Author: travwell

i think you're supposed to treat this the way you do human caricatures you get when you walk down streets in amusement parks

i think these capture the characters of these pets, if you've ever had pets then you might be curious to see how someone would portray you pets as well

i probably would like this even if someone told me this was art...i mean people can argue for days what's good art and bad art...i mean i know people who would say "i could do the same stuff as jackson pollack!" also does anybody know that lady who takes photographs of existing ph

Subject: criticizing
Date: Feb 14 2008 08:27:48 PM
Author: art critic

seriously? this is complete shit.

Subject: nevermind
Date: Feb 14 2008 07:33:29 PM
Author: mm

oh. more bad art. how surprising.

Subject: husdjur
Date: Feb 14 2008 06:39:41 PM
Author: lars

nae, det var inte så roligt, men, ok.

Subject: oh yes
Date: Feb 14 2008 06:21:25 PM
Author: cholera

woooooah. fucking awesome. these are beautiful and make me feel good in lots of places.

Subject:
Date: Feb 14 2008 05:31:07 PM
Author:

awww

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