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PENRY'S PET PORTRAITURE

J. Penry, one of our favorite illustrators, is now offering his services as a pet portraitist. Now you too can own a precious artwork depicting your furry beloved rendered in Penry’s signature style, with a dash of panache and whimsy. Eventually Penry hopes to collect all these portraits in a book. Won’t that make a lovely keepsake?

Contact J. Penry for more info and pricing.

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Anonymous, on Jan 13, 2009 wrote: these are amazing and i love them

Anonymous, on Nov 17, 2008 wrote: hey what’s up with Brendan Donnelly ripping these off

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