STREET POLLSelf-Portrait Time
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Vice: What’s going on here?
Kate: I drew lots of people, including you.
Which one am I?
The one in the lower right, here.
OK.
I tried to get your lovely smile!
Are you in here?
I’m in the corner, I think. |
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Vice: This is the second self-portrait that’s turned into a cock-man we’ve had today.
Will: I know, they were collaborative efforts.
I’m not going to ask what that means. He seems sad.
He’s just troubled, that’s all.
Clearly. |
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Vice: If it was anyone else I would say this was too simple, but it actually works with you.
Rory: I’m a smiley guy.
You sure are.
Also, I’ve been drinking on antibiotics.
That explains a lot. |
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Vice: Oh my goodness. What is happening here?
John: Wait, wait, wait.
OK. [We wait] Oh my goodness.
OK, done.
Does this represent you?
It represents a penis-man holding his own penis.
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Vice: What’s your name?
Ellie: Ellie.
Are you an art student?
Yeah, I study fashion history.
Tell me a little bit about fashion history.
Where can you start? We learn about where fashion comes from. I’m more of a 20th century girl. I’m a fan of Balenciaga and all that jazz.
How do you like it?
Loving it. We keep being, like, “Stella McCartney pissed in these toilets!” |
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Vice: Can you say your name?
Katie: I’m Katie.
I like your nose.
I don’t think I’m drawing myself. I think I’m drawing someone I’d like to look like.
It will do. Are you a student as well?
Yeah, on the same course as Ellie. We’re freshers. Hang on, I’ve got to just pop some boobs in there for good measure. |
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Vice: Hi Liz!
Liz: Hello.
I see you’ve got a bow in this.
Yep.
But you don’t have one in real life.
I know, but I think it’s pretty. |
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Vice: What’s your name?
Luke: My alias is “Evermean”.
Neat. Is your hat part of your identity?
Basically, yeah. I always wear a hat.
Is it to keep your head warm or for fashion?
I don’t really know. It’s a comfort thing. I’ve always got really fucked hair.
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Vice: Are you a student?
Phoebe: Um, yeah, I think I am.
It looks a little bit like a baby.
That’s just supposed to be my hat. Maybe I should draw some fringe. No, now that just looks like baby hair. |
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Vice: Ha, I don’t really have many questions about this one.
Linsey: No, it’s pretty straightforward.
Boobs and Linsey.
That about summarises it, yeah. |
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Vice: Tell me about what you’re doing here.
Susan: Well, I’ve got dark hair.
Your hair looks much more orderly in real life.
Thanks. |
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Vice: So, you’re a designer around here?
Mark: We’ve actually worked with Vice before.
Oh goodness, lucky you! Well, what are you doing here with this portrait?
I’m drawing my hair and eating noodles.
The noodles are not in the picture.
No, they’re not really that important. |
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Anonymous, on Dec 4, 2008 wrote:
linsey is gonna have saggy boobs in a few years. | | Anonymous, on Dec 4, 2008 wrote:
i’m not really one to talk since i’ve needed a hair cut for about three weeks, but what the hell is going on with mark’s tussels? perm gone wrong? | | Anonymous, on Dec 4, 2008 wrote:
ellie is one hot sketch. i’d hit it. | | Anonymous, on Dec 1, 2008 wrote:
Anonymous, on Nov 26, 2008 wrote:
you should have done the rollover thingy like you did with the do’s and don’ts. would have been cool to see them for real.
This Anonymous agrees! | | Anonymous, on Nov 29, 2008 wrote:
I love this. Can I draw one? | | Anonymous, on Nov 26, 2008 wrote:
How did people’s doodles of themselves make you so mad that you typed "lame" in caps, TWICE? What is that wrong with your life? | | Anonymous, on Nov 26, 2008 wrote:
this fucking sucks LAME! LAME!!!!!
| | Anonymous, on Nov 26, 2008 wrote:
this shit is fucking bawring | | Anonymous, on Nov 26, 2008 wrote:
is that thing on the right penisman’s but or balls? | | DEADFORWEEKS, on Nov 26, 2008 wrote:
A penis man holding his own penis? Holy shit, that’s like, doubling the orgasmic gratification. | | Anonymous, on Nov 26, 2008 wrote:
evermean will have no hair at all soon if he keeps wearing that gay hat. | | Anonymous, on Nov 26, 2008 wrote:
damn, linsey, nice rack! | | Anonymous, on Nov 26, 2008 wrote:
you should have done the rollover thingy like you did with the do’s and don’ts. would have been cool to see them for real. | | Anonymous, on Nov 26, 2008 wrote:
kate’s and ellie’s are good. the rest look like 3rd graders. katie’s looks like the comic strip cathy. | | Anonymous, on Nov 26, 2008 wrote:
evermean? you suck, dude. | | |
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