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JIM KREWSON IS PROBABLY PLAYING BANJO IN A YURT RIGHT NOW


INTERVIEW BY AMY KELLNER



Vice: You drew all these for the Frieze Art Fair, right? Isn’t it in like a teepee or an igloo or some shit? Tell all!

Jim Krewson:
Um, close. It’s for Dicksmrs. Gallery and it’s in a yurt outside the Frieze Fair with lots of performancy things happening. I’m playing banjo for a couple of days, there’s a puppet show, lots of stuff. Those Brits are SO queer for banjo playing.

Do you think people will be angry about the 9/11 drawing?

Yeah, some people probably will be pissed off, but it’s such a friendly image and a “love” message. I got the idea because my nephew had an assignment for the 9/11 anniversary where they had to draw pictures of the attack. His particular angle was that he was drawing it from the cockpit perspective, which I thought was great. Then I was thinking how nuts it is that this classroom of kids were all drawing this. I like loaded images, and you can’t get much more loaded than that. I’m sure the surface reaction from a lot of people is that I’m making fun of it, which I’m really not! Seriously. It makes fun of Germans more than anything else.

What’s the story behind the drawing of the witch and the glue huffer?

This guy wanders into the woods to huff some glue and he thinks he’s all alone but there’s a psychedelic witch behind him—or is it the glue talking?! I’ve been into that fairy-tale drawing style lately, like Ivan Bilibin and Arthur Rackham and also Winsor McCay. I did a shitload of drawings for the Frieze show and afterward I was relaxing and drawing some stuff just for my own pleasure and these supernatural woodsy things came out. Fall in the Catskills is pretty witchy. Sleepy Hollow is close to here. Did you see the one with the lesbian biker who got drunk and passed out and the sister witches are casting a spell on her? I was going through a heavy Destroy All Monsters period.

What’s going on with Ernest fucking Borgnine?

What do you mean? He’s coming out of a cunt! I was just like, “Shit, I better draw something tonight, yeah, OK, Ernest Borgnine!”

We can’t show the drawing of the guy getting fisted by the old leather daddy holding a Cookie Monster puppet and saying, “Cooookie!!” Isn’t that disappointing?

Yes, but I understand, you are a family magazine. But he’s just putting on a little puppet show! I think fisting is funny. “I’m gonna grab your stomach!”

Why are your drawings so terrifying?

Are they? If they are, that’s a great reaction. I just make art that I want to see. Really, who wants to see more boring abstract paintings? But come on, Amy, you think Large Marge is scary! Can I say that? I don’t want to divulge secrets.

Large Marge is insanely scary! I stand behind that. Anyway, you can draw in any style ever drawn, right? Are you like Rain Man?

Yeah, but only because I’m emotionally stunted since I grew up drawing instead of interacting with other kids. My family lived out in the country where there was nothing else to do. I have the mentality of a 12-year-old but I can draw like a sonofabitch.

Will you move back to New York and hang out with us more?

Well, I love you guys but that city is for the goddamn birds.

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COMMENTS

Feeble Screams From a Suburb U, on Feb 23, 2009 wrote:
I guess Jim Krewson really loved Ivan Bilibin a lot, those witch drawings are pretty dead on.
Anonymous, on Dec 4, 2008 wrote:
yes, i would take a siouxsie.t. shirt. i kind of like the skull shirt that long hair guy is wearing, but i think we have at least 8 more years to go before skull screen prints can even be thought of again.
Anonymous, on Dec 4, 2008 wrote:
i’m starting to think krewson might be ahead of the game leaving new york. god i love this town but sheesh, it can drain the fuck out of you.
Anonymous, on Dec 4, 2008 wrote:
genius. the ernest borgnine one is simply genius.
Anonymous, on Dec 4, 2008 wrote:
i haven’t thought of large marge in at least a decade. that part of pee wee used to be the scariest thing in the world to me. "tell ’em large marge sent ya" <shivers>
Anonymous, on Dec 2, 2008 wrote:
You should hear him play a banjo.
Anonymous, on Nov 27, 2008 wrote:
plane looks like a dick :)
Anonymous, on Nov 26, 2008 wrote:
i WANT a siouxsiE.T. t-shirt. fuck that i want a siouxsiE.T. tattoo. jim krewson, you are the BEST.
Anonymous, on Nov 25, 2008 wrote:
yay
brosandbabes, on Nov 24, 2008 wrote:
cute, but not in a stupid way. like, good cute. smart cute, even.
Anonymous, on Nov 24, 2008 wrote:
i cannot stop giggling about siouxie.t.
Anonymous, on Nov 24, 2008 wrote:
Thanks! They’re also at jimkrewson.com
Anonymous, on Nov 24, 2008 wrote:
i love that these are just fucking simple line drawings.
Anonymous, on Nov 24, 2008 wrote:
this is my favorite thing in the issue.
Anonymous, on Nov 24, 2008 wrote:
What happened to the magnification? I want to see the glue witch magnified.
Anonymous, on Nov 24, 2008 wrote:
HAHAHAHAHA, that irreverent one is comedy GOLD!
Eh?TL, on Nov 24, 2008 wrote:
Not only are all of these great, Mr. Krewson displays the width of his talent. He can manage the "drawing" style so popular these days, like the art show lady with the cocktail. He also does incredible lines, such as the last two, which are my personal favorites. The two witch illustrations look so much like a coloring book for adults, and it would be amazing if Krewson would consider making one. Just think of stuff like this on the rough, light brown paper with a fresh box of 64 Crayolas.
sidepony4evr, on Nov 24, 2008 wrote:
haha i love it. i can appreciate the images coming out of his head.
Anonymous, on Nov 24, 2008 wrote:
damn good

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