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DUO AND MCSTEAMIE
“Sometimes when things are a little dreary and other people are walking around looking like it’s all too much, we like to remain optimistic. We guess it’s just our thing. And you know what else? Poop will pull his pants up as high as he damn well wants to.” |
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MR. LIONEL
“Welcome to my cosmic fat planet where I eat delicious food all the time and play in my amazingly narcissistic laser-popping acoustic power band. That’s right, I’m the belligerent jerk you want to be. It’s been a pleasure for you to hang out with me. See you at the show.” |
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GARY GOOTIMES
“Hi! I’m Gary Goodtimes. I live in a trailer in the future and have a pet cat called Ghetto and love playing Scrabble. I think about Scrabble all the time. I also have a stray cat that pops around from time to time. I named him Tony and feed him dry cat food and bowls of water. He’s the greatest. But back to me though, my hair looks amazing short on top, long at the back, and thick eyebrows to boot.” |
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COUGHING COLIN
“Ergh, Ergh excusme, ccccccuuuuuuurflemmmmmmm, qqqqquuuufffffff... COUGH! COUGH! COUGH! Where’s my fricken, crash bang... Crash! Bang! ...Smash! Shatter! Um, something definitely is broken, hurts slightly, maybe even bruised. I think I’ll call in sick.” |
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PANCAKES P
“I love freshly brewed coffee, peanut butter on toast, and jogging.” |
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BOBINA
“Ponies, yah I love ponies. That’s all I love—ponies, spiders, ponies. I do like smelling flowers, but mainly ponies, yah. I forgot to say yah. Ponies. Will someone donate some more ponies to my pony factory please? Ponies for you yah, yah, and me. Wow, this my name, Bobina, and don’t you forget it.” |
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