PEOPLE WHO JUST HAD SEX WITH EACH OTHER A COUPLE OF MINUTES AGO - PART 3
INTERVIEWS BY GABI SIFRE
PHOTOS BY ED ZIPCO
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CAITLIN & ANDY
Vice: Hey, you’re the same guy as the last interview. Are you a man-whore?
Andy: Um, I’m just a really nice guy?
OK, stud. This was a bit of an afternoon delight, huh? Walk me through it.
Caitlin: We did it this morning when we were waking up, and then again an hour ago. In the morning, I was going to leave, but I realized he had a hard-on, so I was like, “Hrm, maybe not, if that’s saying hello right now.”
Andy: We started with the closed-eyed groping, the kind you don’t really remember.
Caitlin: We were spooning, and I was like, “Oh, that’s a hard penis, that’s what that is.”
Andy: It was sort of like blind people grabbing each other in the morning. Then we went straight into the fucking. I was on top, and we were very close, right on top of each other, holding on. I came very quickly.
Like, five, ten minutes?
Caitlin: Maybe like three minutes.
What does that say about you?
Caitlin: That I’m super hot and my pussy’s hella tight! [laughs all around]
How’d you get into it the second time?
Andy: We were just wearing underwear, and started making out. Then she got on top—
Caitlin: That’s how I do.
Andy: Then I kind of slipped her boobs out of her bra.
Caitlin: I don’t wear bras with clasps anymore, so it’s always a hassle getting them off. So sometimes it’s easier breastfeeding-style.
What was happening with the boobs?
Andy: Kissing, suckling, and squeezing. She was doing a little clit grinding, little bit of dry humping.
Caitlin: We did that for a little while, but I wanted to make sure he still had condoms.
Andy: I dug one out and came back to the bed. Underwear came off, condom went on. Silly condom.
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Caitlin: Well, me no likey no babies. I had these fancy Swedish and Japanese condoms.
Andy: There’s definitely a difference. They’re very thin and they don’t seem to be just like, tubular. They’re more cock-shaped, I guess?
Who was on top?
Caitlin: Andy, ’cause he had left and come back, so I was sort of lying there.
Were you wet yet?
Caitlin: Yeah, no awkwardness, he could just get in there. It’s usually not a problem for me, just slip ’n slide, ready to go.
How was the missionary going?
Andy: It was nice. Then we got more into it.
Caitlin: It was pretty fast, and then I was grabbing his ass to get him to slow down because it felt really good.
Andy: She wrapped her legs around me, which was hot. Then we intertwined legs.
Caitlin: It was a good missionary, a good take on an old classic.
Any coming?
Caitlin: I did. It was a great orgasm. I usually come from just penetration. It tends to be the easiest way for me to get off. I found out in college that a lot of my friends are not like that.
Lucky you. Anyway, did you stay in missionary the whole time?
Andy: We stayed in it for a little bit, then we went into doggy style.
Caitlin: I was on my elbows, because it was more comfortable.
Andy: It was great, but then I got tired, and we just stopped.
You just stopped? That’s it? You didn’t come?
Andy: I came earlier this morning. And I’m hungover.
Caitlin: I didn’t come that first time, so we evened it out.
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PEOPLE WHO JUST HAD SEX WITH EACH OTHER... | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
See all articles by this contributor Anonymous, on Oct 31, 2008 wrote:
The one who got ass-fisted looks like a blonde Sonia from Eastenders. | | Anonymous, on Oct 31, 2008 wrote:
You are Nathan Barley and I claim my £5 | | Anonymous, on Oct 30, 2008 wrote:
what the fuck. this is actually ridiculous. | |
| sushilove, on Oct 30, 2008 wrote:
Andy is my hero | | Anonymous, on Oct 30, 2008 wrote:
the girls weren’t that bad looking! no.3 looked a bit funny, but 2 was hot and 1 kinda ok. not sure what’s going on with this andy fellow but mad props anyway. | | Anonymous, on Oct 30, 2008 wrote:
damn. i must be able to get laid if these guys can | | Anonymous, on Oct 29, 2008 wrote:
This one was fucking stupid. As soon as she said "I put on Bob Dylan" I took another good look at them and said "NOPE" | | Anonymous, on Oct 29, 2008 wrote:
Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2008 wrote:
funny how the lezzies have to emphasize a bunch of times how they "fucked" each other just in case we don’t consider non-penile sex "fucking", which it isn’t.
--uh, yeah it is! you’ve clearly never been fucked by a lesbian. | | Anonymous, on Oct 29, 2008 wrote:
Anonymous, on Oct 22, 2008 wrote:
A subway map is a mark of hipsterdom because hipsters don’t believe in cars, only bikes and public transportation. And walking. And skateboarding.
--um hello there, it’s new york. nobody drives, dummy.
| | Anonymous, on Oct 29, 2008 wrote:
I can’t imagine why he would want to be in here twice. I guess that’s the birth control right there- no one wants to fuck a big sweaty douche after reading this garbage. | | Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2008 wrote:
People do NOT have sex every day. Some of us haven’t has sex in monhts and it’s good to know that people out there are still doing the dirty. Be proud! You scored! WTF? | | Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2008 wrote:
"her ass was like a slip and slide" haha what a bad keunt. | | Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2008 wrote:
The person beow me is as sexually uneducated as the idiots in this article.
Condoms are used to prevent pregnancy and stds. While stds can be spread through oral, it is pretty rare and swallowing semen mmediatly is actually safer that swishing it around in the mouth.
All in all, the iea of the article was pretty sexy. Sure everyone has sx, but evyone has different preferences and it is interesting to read about. Next time Vice, interview people smarter than these "pull out" and "can’t get pregnant on my period idiot," as their stupidity kind of took the sexiness out of it.
And is far as Andy is concerned, I am a ute skinny chick all about chubby hairy dudes but he was repulsive. The point of getting with a chubby hairy dude is that thy are really humble. All they do is tell you how hot you are and would never complain about wearing a condom, as they are just happy to get laid. | | Anonymous, on Oct 27, 2008 wrote:
Please cut the "everybody should wear condoms cuz it’s not cool not to" bullshit. If you don’t trust it, don’t stick your dick in it! And vice versa, ladies.
It’s that stupid porn movie mentality. The guy wears a condom all through the sex part, but at the end the girl is gargling his come. What the shit?! Is that safer somehow?
I’ve dated those girls who won’t let you fuck them without a condom, but they’ll suck you off and swallow it. Duh! | | Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2008 wrote:
Is this Vice ’pushing the envelope’ on hard hitting issues again. People have sex every day. Big woop. | | Anonymous, on Oct 25, 2008 wrote:
This guy was my english teacher the story is real. he got fired for doing this. so unfair. he was mad cool | | Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2008 wrote:
DH the guy in the first article is my english teacher he got fired because of this article, it sucks he was actually a mad chill teacher. | | Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2008 wrote:
ass to pussy , nice move ahava | | Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2008 wrote:
people, people... we have to conclude that there’s several, if not many classifications of hipsters.
Because what do hipsters and white people in general love to do? Classify everything.
I believe the hipster handbook spells all this out. Maybe we can arrange some sort of hipster scavenger hunt where candid shots are snapped and the first team to get shots of each type wins a prize, like a trip to great adventure or a dinner at fridays! | | Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2008 wrote:
weiners go in who-has | | Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2008 wrote:
So casual sex with ugly people is the new casual sex with attractive people, eh? I take all my cultural cues from Vice and American Apparel ads, so I’m grateful for the head’s up. Vice Magazine, you’re so right: the whole world is a hipster high school where we go out of our way to show how cool we are, and you, Vice, are the bitchy girls on the Prom Committee. | | Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2008 wrote:
The guy on the first page isn’t a bad looking dude, he should get higher quality pussy than that Tina Yothers mess he’s with. But I guess if you want to anally fist a broad, that’s what you have to settle for. | | Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2008 wrote:
what’s really wrong here is that he is drinking sierra nevade (which is fine) but she has a ?coors light? ugh. | | Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2008 wrote:
funny how the lezzies have to emphasize a bunch of times how they "fucked" each other just in case we don’t consider non-penile sex "fucking", which it isn’t. | | Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2008 wrote:
This is some seriously tacky shit. Pathetic hipsters. | | Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
it’s fake because they changed tenses? people change tenses all the time in regular conversation. holy shit I just did it right now, this comment must be fake.
and the names swap gender? where? are you referring to the fucking LESBIANS on the last page? | | Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
To those who say it’s fake, whether they fucked or not I do not know. I do know, however, one of these women is my ex-girlfriend and her name sure as hell matches her picture. | | Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
retardedly fake, the tense’s change and names swap gender through-out the interviews. | | Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
Make this a regular column. | | Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
You guys know this is all fake, right? | | | < Previous 30 comments | Next 30 comments > |
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