PEOPLE WHO JUST HAD SEX WITH EACH OTHER A COUPLE OF MINUTES AGO - PART 3
INTERVIEWS BY GABI SIFRE
PHOTOS BY ED ZIPCO
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CAITLIN & ANDY
Vice: Hey, you’re the same guy as the last interview. Are you a man-whore?
Andy: Um, I’m just a really nice guy?
OK, stud. This was a bit of an afternoon delight, huh? Walk me through it.
Caitlin: We did it this morning when we were waking up, and then again an hour ago. In the morning, I was going to leave, but I realized he had a hard-on, so I was like, “Hrm, maybe not, if that’s saying hello right now.”
Andy: We started with the closed-eyed groping, the kind you don’t really remember.
Caitlin: We were spooning, and I was like, “Oh, that’s a hard penis, that’s what that is.”
Andy: It was sort of like blind people grabbing each other in the morning. Then we went straight into the fucking. I was on top, and we were very close, right on top of each other, holding on. I came very quickly.
Like, five, ten minutes?
Caitlin: Maybe like three minutes.
What does that say about you?
Caitlin: That I’m super hot and my pussy’s hella tight! [laughs all around]
How’d you get into it the second time?
Andy: We were just wearing underwear, and started making out. Then she got on top—
Caitlin: That’s how I do.
Andy: Then I kind of slipped her boobs out of her bra.
Caitlin: I don’t wear bras with clasps anymore, so it’s always a hassle getting them off. So sometimes it’s easier breastfeeding-style.
What was happening with the boobs?
Andy: Kissing, suckling, and squeezing. She was doing a little clit grinding, little bit of dry humping.
Caitlin: We did that for a little while, but I wanted to make sure he still had condoms.
Andy: I dug one out and came back to the bed. Underwear came off, condom went on. Silly condom.
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Caitlin: Well, me no likey no babies. I had these fancy Swedish and Japanese condoms.
Andy: There’s definitely a difference. They’re very thin and they don’t seem to be just like, tubular. They’re more cock-shaped, I guess?
Who was on top?
Caitlin: Andy, ’cause he had left and come back, so I was sort of lying there.
Were you wet yet?
Caitlin: Yeah, no awkwardness, he could just get in there. It’s usually not a problem for me, just slip ’n slide, ready to go.
How was the missionary going?
Andy: It was nice. Then we got more into it.
Caitlin: It was pretty fast, and then I was grabbing his ass to get him to slow down because it felt really good.
Andy: She wrapped her legs around me, which was hot. Then we intertwined legs.
Caitlin: It was a good missionary, a good take on an old classic.
Any coming?
Caitlin: I did. It was a great orgasm. I usually come from just penetration. It tends to be the easiest way for me to get off. I found out in college that a lot of my friends are not like that.
Lucky you. Anyway, did you stay in missionary the whole time?
Andy: We stayed in it for a little bit, then we went into doggy style.
Caitlin: I was on my elbows, because it was more comfortable.
Andy: It was great, but then I got tired, and we just stopped.
You just stopped? That’s it? You didn’t come?
Andy: I came earlier this morning. And I’m hungover.
Caitlin: I didn’t come that first time, so we evened it out.
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Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote:
No one really sexy there
Beards are also way gross
and they look like kids | | Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote:
he fucked for 40 mins? thats pretty impressive i have to say - i rarely make it ten! | | Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2009 wrote:
i love the way you fuck babe can will see so that i can have a feel of your cock.
| | Anonymous, on May 27, 2009 wrote:
can i suck your vagina. | | Anonymous, on Mar 31, 2009 wrote:
sounds like the dullest sex ever. I’d still suck his dick though... | | Anonymous, on Mar 17, 2009 wrote:
dylan fucking houle you are a sleaze man, why does this not surprise me in the slightest. | | Anonymous, on Mar 11, 2009 wrote:
this tubby bastard is a G | | Anonymous, on Feb 20, 2009 wrote:
grossarama, what’s the point of this interview? okay, people have sex, and.... honestly if i was that dude or girl, i would have asked, uh, have you ever had sex? lol | | Anonymous, on Jan 3, 2009 wrote:
The first guy is so hot. Shame his standards are super low. | | sanchez speaks, on Dec 12, 2008 wrote:
dylan im so fucking disapointed in you, that girl is fucking hideous. | | Anonymous, on Nov 13, 2008 wrote:
this is the saddest thing i’ve ever read. it’s one thing when female vice columnists write like misogynists, but to have semi-innocent interview subjects present themselves for men is even worse. | | Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2008 wrote:
i hate andy, his lady friends put out, my lady friend doesn’t..... so sad...... | | Anonymous, on Nov 11, 2008 wrote:
that fat *unt with the beard,who the *uck wants a fat man on top of them sweating all over them, | | Anonymous, on Nov 8, 2008 wrote:
"We went into missionary after the anal, but it was taking a while."
In Europe you don’t fuck the girls’ fanny if you just did’em up the shitter. This must be an american story.
Kelr | | Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2008 wrote:
god damn someone tell me where i can get in touch with the first guy!!!!!!!!! | | Peels, on Nov 6, 2008 wrote:
Damn, Alana and Caitlin should drop that herb Andy...and let me hit it... | | Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2008 wrote:
Dylan, it’s your old friend Madison Rage from the west coast, I love you you know that, but I hope not all the girls you have sex with don’t look as bad as this one. <3 | | Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2008 wrote:
that one looks like you could get your whole hand up her ass without too much worries. | | Anonymous, on Nov 4, 2008 wrote:
STAFF ANOUNCMENT,STAFF ANOUNCEMENT!!!YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF DICKSUCKING TRAMPS THAT I WOUDNT PISS ON IF YOU WERE ON FIRE AND IF I WAS GIVEN A MILLION BUCKS.GET SOMETHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR LIVES THAN WASTE IT IN COMMENT LAND....FUCK YOU DICKS | | Anonymous, on Nov 4, 2008 wrote:
this is the sickest 1, tere jokes. | | Anonymous, on Nov 4, 2008 wrote:
More like, "Fat People Who Just Had Sex With Each Other a Couple of Minutes Ago"
--Seamus | | Anonymous, on Nov 4, 2008 wrote:
"my pussy’s hella tight," "That’s how I do," " me no likey no babies...."
Caitlin is clearly origionally from some tacky place like Bakersfield, but got out to seek refuge in gentrified bliss. | | Anonymous, on Nov 2, 2008 wrote:
just because you’re on your period doesn’t mean you can’t get pregnant so he might as well come inside you!!! Come on people, use a condom or something. | | Benny Boy, on Nov 2, 2008 wrote:
hey fucking retarded vice, who is the dude in part 4 ? in the interview you guys switch in calling tina and Buchanan a ’she’...
btw that andy guy is fucking ugly. | | Anonymous, on Nov 1, 2008 wrote:
Has no-one else noticed the appauling "Me no likey babies" comment. That woman is clearly a fucking retard. But not as much of a retard as the woman who’s down with the withdrawal method... I mean, really?! | | Anonymous, on Nov 1, 2008 wrote:
ok when i first saw picture 2.. i was like ’andy u r god!!’ then read the bit about peroid.... his status dropped, then.... picture 3.... WTF HAPPND MAN!!! not cool u might be a slag but at least standards where set high with alana | | Anonymous, on Nov 1, 2008 wrote:
i thought the one on the left in the fourth couple was a dude | | Anonymous, on Oct 31, 2008 wrote:
hahahaha fags | | Anonymous, on Oct 31, 2008 wrote:
God they sound like the WORST at sex EVERRRR. She’s fat and doesn’t like head. He didn’t go down on her OR come, and she says that’s enough. I’d be humiliated if I were these two. | | Anonymous, on Oct 31, 2008 wrote:
GO ANDY GO! | | | Next 30 comments > |
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