Ahava: You were touching me!

DH: Yeah, your breasts, I thought we were talking about your clit.

Do you like it that he just lays there?

Ahava: Yeah. It’s kind of irritating when people are so hands-on. I know what I’m doing! I feel like there are times when people are fucking me where I just let them fuck me.

So she came. What next?

DH: We shifted, and we went through a series of positions. I was on top, like traditional missionary style, then we did it on our sides for a while, then back to missionary. That was what it was, really, it was just sex.

Anything else happening during this?

DH: Just straight fucking, nothing special.

Ahava: There was biting.

DH: Yeah, on her arms, shoulders, and back. This is still a relatively new concept, biting to hurt, so I didn’t really know.

Biting sounds special. But anyway, keep going.

DH: Then she was on her belly. It was like doggy style but not arched, she was just lying sorta facedown on the mattress. What I really like about that is that when you push down on the girl, the bedsprings push her back into you, so she’s like involuntarily bouncing on the bed, and that’s a really good visual. It’s sort of like A Night at the Roxbury when they bounce the girl between them. But you need bedsprings, so I recommend sex on a bed.

Did you like that?

Ahava: Yeah, ’cause he was biting my back and he was into it, so I was into it. But, when he was ready to move on I was fine with it.

What came next?

Ahava: Then we were on our sides again, and he started fingering my ass. I was definitely into that.

Was that a test to see if you could get your dick in there?

DH: No, ’cause we’ve had anal sex before. Every time before she was like, “You have to get me ready.” At one point I managed to get like four fingers in, I was really impressed! I don’t even know if she realized.

Ahava: It felt different, and I was a little confused, but it was still enjoyable. I didn’t ask questions.

DH: Now that I know she doesn’t ask questions, I’m going to do whatever the fuck I want.

Did you go straight from there into anal?

Ahava: No, I objected at first. I thought he was just going to go for it, and then I told him there needs to be lube and there needs to be touching first.

DH: I got this amazing lube, for free! After Hours Inc. They just gave it to me on a street corner in Bushwick. Free condoms, free lube, free HIV tests. It’s the best lube I’ve ever used, her ass was like a slip ’n slide.

Are you normally into anal?

Ahava: Yeah, I like it because all these girls say it’s degrading, but it’s really not. The guy has to work for it, it’s not like he can just slip it in. Plus, the guy’s really engaged because of having to work for it.

DH: There’s a lot to be gained for the dude, so you pay more attention than you normally would. If you want to have anal sex, you definitely have to put more effort into it. It’s almost like you have to physically convince the woman to do it.

Ahava: Regardless of lube it’s never not painful, but I’m kind of into physical pain with sex. I was definitely wet from it. Plus, he was touching me a bit. There’s definitely a time when you can’t do it anymore.

DH: Which is what happened when my dick accidentally slipped out.

Ahava: I turned around and was like, “OK, that’s enough.”

DH: Worst mistake of my life.

How did you recover?

DH: I decided the only way I was going to come was to jerk myself off. I could feel it going that way. It always takes me a while to have an orgasm via sex. We went into missionary after the anal, but it was taking a while. I’ve given myself so many handjobs, I know how to get off in a minute.

Ahava: You know your own stuff the best.

DH: Anyway, I figured maybe she was getting tired.

Ahava: No, I was still into it. You would have known if I wasn’t.

DH: I sort of kneeled over her face and asked her to lick my balls.

Ahava: Then I licked his ass.

Were you asked to do that or was it your own initative?

Ahava: A little of both. He asked me to lick his balls, which I was doing. Then he moved his body up further, so I just went for it. It was the first time I did it, but I got into it, because of his reaction.

DH: It was awesome. Half of me was like, “This feels so good,” and the other half of me was like, “I can’t believe she’s doing this!” I’m really into girls who are into trying things. Then I came on her face, which I was super into. To put it in the most Neanderthal terms, it’s like a mark that you were there, and that’s pretty great.

Ahava: I’m a little submissive, so I was into it.

Was this the best sex you’ve ever had with each other?

Both: Definitely.